"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
FR- Gym chick. Future DR.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The shizzle (haha, I love using the new people in the US start making up hahaha) is like this...Originally posted by djbr
Hey SP, tell us what happened!
It's end of January. Tapped that ass?
I got my income slashed bigtime, 1 of 2 of my jobs dissolved to nothing, my solid income comes from this university I teach at, and they're at holidays right now. So December, and January, has been really tight. I owe a bit of money right now. But am getting back on track right now, and well, money is starting to flow again. Although budget is still tight. And I'm not at the same gym right now, so I haven't seen her even at the gym.
I'll get into details this week, probably tomorrow, but basicaly, I called her Saturday, it's on for this week, probably Monday. The plan is to hang out at my house. So ...
Btw, I was reading this over, and I noticed the part in which she said that i'd have to wait until she got divorced. That was so obviously a **** test which I passed gloriously with the "holding hands" **** haha.
Next!.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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I personally don't hit on girls that are taken unless they are extremely inviting toward my advances. What I mean is, I don't want other guys viewing my gf as a "piece of ass" that they might get one day, so I don't do it to other guys' gf either. If this woman's husband had walked in the gym, would you have kept hitting on her and tried to "out-alpha" him? I hope not, because that's just being an *******, because he surely didn't do anything to you, and I don't understand disrespecting people for no reason...