"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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FR: GYM Approaching Day 2 Leads to Confrontation!!!

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So I went to the GYM and tried a variation of approaches this time.

Evan12 suggested that I do this approach.

I would go to a machine that is being used by an HB, I would approach the HB and say "Hey, How many sets do you have left" in a serious tone.

One HB 7 brunette, responded "3 more sets". I said to her with a smile "Hey your hogging up the machine, I don't have all day" in a joking way.

I noticed that she was not using the machine correctly, I said "Hey thats all wrong, your terrible at this!!! Ill tell you what, you give me your number, and we can work on your form sometime".

The HB 7 says "that would be nice if my boyfriend wasn't here."
The HB 7 then gets up and a few minutes later, she and her 6'3" boyfriend approach me.

Her boyfriend asks me "Hey is there a problem here?" in a rather angry tone.

I told him "yeah theres a problem, im trying some day game and approach HBs at this gym but none of them are giving me their numbers, can you help me?"

Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".

I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc fighters.

He said to me "Listen DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, just don't go around asking my GF for her number".

I asked him "Are you going to beat me up now? I'm so scared of you".

His GF took him away and exclaimed to me "LOOK WE'RE NOT FIGHTING".

True story, I had this happen in the bar before too.

No Bullsh1t.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink in?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
 

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AAAgent said:
Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink you?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
My friend, you are overlooking the fact that you're speaking to a troll. He's just clowning around on the internet to get attention from a forum full of men. His stories are fairy tales. Pun intended.
 

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I pray you are right brother.
 

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AAAgent said:
Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink in?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
Listen, I didn't do anything wrong. All I did was try evan12's advice which he clearly told me to do (see previous thread).

Maybe she didn't understand I was joking and that she wasn't hogging my machine.

I don't see why that guy wanted to beat me up.
And I took the smart route, I didn't fight him.

You can't ask a girl at the gym for her number or some insecure dude is going to try to punk you?

Go try it for yourself at the gym. This will happen to you too.

Evan12 has this ever happened to you? I was trying to joke around and neg.

My friend, you are overlooking the fact that you're speaking to a troll. He's just clowning around on the internet to get attention from a forum full of men. His stories are fairy tales. Pun intended.
My FRIEND THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
I SWEAR!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
 

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gspshields2 said:
Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".

I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc .
Lol, dude you're a riot!
 

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Solomon said:
Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
Hey, Solomon! How's the vitamin V working out for you these days? :D
 

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And then Roidzilla burst into the room and took all of the women.

True story.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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loveshogun said:
And then Roidzilla burst into the room and took all of the women.

True story.
:crackup: :crackup: :D :D :crackup::rockon:
 

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Have to admit, I actually laughed at this trolling post.
 

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Wasn't very funny at all, pretty try hard for a reaction
 

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Damn.

This post made me want to eat some Popeye's Chicken and play Zelda! :D

3 piece, all spicy thighs with some Red Beans & Rice! And a biscuit FTW! :rockon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Im not gonna lie, I laughed at the OP. Weve been needing a new troll anyway. It beats the hell out of those threads whining about Western women.
 

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Solomon said:
Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
I agree
 

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Being a man and standing up to people like that does work. Trust me, i know. Showing a backbone does make people respect you.

But you're a blatant mekout. FFS we need to get rid of these people. 200odd posts ffs
 

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lol , a 6'3 dude at a gym , will not be threatened by YOU hitting on his girl ,plus


ufc star trainers XD oh my god. .lol come on now
 

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Gray The Prince said:
Im not gonna lie, I laughed at the OP. Weve been needing a new troll anyway. It beats the hell out of those threads whining about Western women.
lol those are all his threads too lol
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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