"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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FR: GYM Approaching Day 2 Leads to Confrontation!!!

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So I went to the GYM and tried a variation of approaches this time.

Evan12 suggested that I do this approach.

I would go to a machine that is being used by an HB, I would approach the HB and say "Hey, How many sets do you have left" in a serious tone.

One HB 7 brunette, responded "3 more sets". I said to her with a smile "Hey your hogging up the machine, I don't have all day" in a joking way.

I noticed that she was not using the machine correctly, I said "Hey thats all wrong, your terrible at this!!! Ill tell you what, you give me your number, and we can work on your form sometime".

The HB 7 says "that would be nice if my boyfriend wasn't here."
The HB 7 then gets up and a few minutes later, she and her 6'3" boyfriend approach me.

Her boyfriend asks me "Hey is there a problem here?" in a rather angry tone.

I told him "yeah theres a problem, im trying some day game and approach HBs at this gym but none of them are giving me their numbers, can you help me?"

Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".

I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc fighters.

He said to me "Listen DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, just don't go around asking my GF for her number".

I asked him "Are you going to beat me up now? I'm so scared of you".

His GF took him away and exclaimed to me "LOOK WE'RE NOT FIGHTING".

True story, I had this happen in the bar before too.

No Bullsh1t.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink in?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
 

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AAAgent said:
Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink you?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
My friend, you are overlooking the fact that you're speaking to a troll. He's just clowning around on the internet to get attention from a forum full of men. His stories are fairy tales. Pun intended.
 

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I pray you are right brother.
 

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AAAgent said:
Dude your a tool. Grow-up or gtfo. If i didn't pity you, you'd be the type i would roll on. Does none of this really sink in?

You have the entire forum talking sh1t on you and it just goes in your right ear and out the left because you're not even making an effort to change.

Benching 300 lbs won't make much of a difference when you get stabbed, shot, or jumped and judging by your personality and attitude i can definitely see it happening one day. You need some medical help and should see some sort of psychologist.
Listen, I didn't do anything wrong. All I did was try evan12's advice which he clearly told me to do (see previous thread).

Maybe she didn't understand I was joking and that she wasn't hogging my machine.

I don't see why that guy wanted to beat me up.
And I took the smart route, I didn't fight him.

You can't ask a girl at the gym for her number or some insecure dude is going to try to punk you?

Go try it for yourself at the gym. This will happen to you too.

Evan12 has this ever happened to you? I was trying to joke around and neg.

My friend, you are overlooking the fact that you're speaking to a troll. He's just clowning around on the internet to get attention from a forum full of men. His stories are fairy tales. Pun intended.
My FRIEND THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
I SWEAR!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
 

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gspshields2 said:
Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".

I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc .
Lol, dude you're a riot!
 

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Solomon said:
Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
Hey, Solomon! How's the vitamin V working out for you these days? :D
 

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And then Roidzilla burst into the room and took all of the women.

True story.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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loveshogun said:
And then Roidzilla burst into the room and took all of the women.

True story.
:crackup: :crackup: :D :D :crackup::rockon:
 

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Have to admit, I actually laughed at this trolling post.
 

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Wasn't very funny at all, pretty try hard for a reaction
 

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Damn.

This post made me want to eat some Popeye's Chicken and play Zelda! :D

3 piece, all spicy thighs with some Red Beans & Rice! And a biscuit FTW! :rockon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Im not gonna lie, I laughed at the OP. Weve been needing a new troll anyway. It beats the hell out of those threads whining about Western women.
 

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Solomon said:
Once again people wonder why I ask for pics when it comes to you guys. And the more post I see the more I'm convinced that sosuave is filled with a bunch of nerds and weirdos
I agree
 

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Being a man and standing up to people like that does work. Trust me, i know. Showing a backbone does make people respect you.

But you're a blatant mekout. FFS we need to get rid of these people. 200odd posts ffs
 

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lol , a 6'3 dude at a gym , will not be threatened by YOU hitting on his girl ,plus


ufc star trainers XD oh my god. .lol come on now
 

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Gray The Prince said:
Im not gonna lie, I laughed at the OP. Weve been needing a new troll anyway. It beats the hell out of those threads whining about Western women.
lol those are all his threads too lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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