"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Forgot to throw out a condom..

dirtysouth

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Dating an HB9, princess type, used to throwing tantrums when something happens she doesn't like. After sex forgot to take the condom off, left. Must have dropped somewhere in her room and she flipped out about it.

Said it was disrespectful and a turn off that I didn't take care of it after.

I told her I was sorry, and I usually take care of stuff like that. I know that's amajor mistake. What do you guys think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LA_Chico

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Bro, tell her "if it's any compensation, you can leave a tampon in my room"
 

dirtysouth

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Lol - I love it. I think I AFC'd it up. But she just went off and I needed to go to bed.
 

Scorched

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LA_Chico said:
Bro, tell her "if it's any compensation, you can leave a tampon in my room"
Perfect...
 

DJDamage

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dirtysouth said:
Dating an HB9, princess type, used to throwing tantrums when something happens she doesn't like
That is all I needed to know. Lets face it, this is what this girl is all about and you can't change her. I'm willing to bet you are just around to bang her because she is hot and you compromise her bad behaviour so you can get some (if she was a HB7 or less you would just say "fvck it, i don't need this sh1t anymore" and break it off with her)

If I were you I would start sarging better quality women so you can finally drop her and not settle for this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dirtysouth

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I'm willing to bet you are just around to bang her because she is hot and you compromise her bad behaviour so you can get some (if she was a HB7 or less you would just say "fvck it, i don't need this sh1t anymore" and break it off with her)

You should be a betting man, sir. That's what I am in it for. I keep trying to visualize an uglier face or body on her and I'd be out.
 
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