"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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jonny football hero

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Originally posted by Observe And Learn
Really? Look at mine dude...8 posts! So many! And I told you clearly to go and live life. And son, for the record, I can assure you that I get the balance of posting here/getting laid just right. Thanks for the concern though. It's touching.

Man, I don't know how old you are (since I can't really be bothered to click on your profile...it's of no interest to me) but you're acting like you are 10.

I find it quite amusing you have come running into a thread that was set up as a bit of fun between two members on the board (whom you have since quite rudely insulted) simply because you don't agree with it. I take it from this thread that if you walk down the street and see someone smoking when you don't agree with such habits that you go over and bytch at them before slapping them in the face?

Hmm. Thought not.

Wyldfire summed everything up for you boy. Just perfect. Stop whining and read the reply.
Don't patronise me, i'm not your son. I don't know you, and you're just trying to make a name for yourself by getting involved. I couldn't care less about your opinions. And i do tell people to stop smoking, if they're in my face.

Wyldfire, i wasn't comparing you to eternal. But i hate hypocrisy (sp). Goes around telling people to stop posting crap, then posts some......crap. I'm an easy going guy but that guys winds me up. Last post in this thread.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Last post in this thread.
You'll be missed.
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
buh byee now....
Now that he's gone... wanna make out?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by penkitten
afraid of P. A. ??
Nah, he's afraid of Virginia...

Oh wait, were you talking about the state? :p
 

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Originally posted by penkitten
afraid of P. A. ??
Nah... but you know, it really upset little jonny. Now that he's gone though...
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Eternal
Nah, he's afraid of Virginia...
I'm not afraid of Virginia... but Virginia can lick my nuts.
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Nah, he's afraid of Virginia...

Oh wait, were you talking about the state? :p
i was talking about public affection.. aka "p.a."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gio, whenever someone insults the state I live I never know how to react. On the one hand I hate the politics and the heavy religion of VA, but on the other hand I love the ruralness (I could have sex in my front yard and no one would see me, assuming my parents are gone of course) the weather, and the great colleges. So my response to that insult to my commonwealth is... have fun with Penkitten. :D

::wishes he could've thought of a funnier reply::
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
Gio, whenever someone insults the state I live I never know how to react. On the one hand I hate the politics and the heavy religion of VA, but on the other hand I love the ruralness (I could have sex in my front yard and no one would see me, assuming my parents are gone of course) the weather, and the great colleges. So my response to that insult to my commonwealth is... have fun with Penkitten. :D

::wishes he could've thought of a funnier reply::
I have no problem with you, just your state's traffic laws.
 

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Originally posted by Jimbo2k
You guys enjoy this internet-flirting? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Well, you know, we do other stuff too...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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CLOONEY

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I dont get the point of this thread?

Are Gio and Penkitten together?

What is the point of this thread?
 

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All right Gio! You scored yourself another knocked-up wh0re...congrats! :)
 

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
All right Gio! You scored yourself another knocked-up wh0re...congrats! :)
i am not knocked up , thank you very much.
 

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Originally posted by CLOONEY
I dont get the point of this thread?

Are Gio and Penkitten together?

What is the point of this thread?
haha eternal didnt want us to derail any more threads, so he made one just for us.
 

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
Haha... those were days.
Heh, yeah. We want Demon back!


Now, there's just women trolling around...
Makes me miss that bastard. :D



And BY THE WAY!
Johnny, who left this thread embarrassed, licks MY nuts...
So WE don't get a thread of our own!?!?? :mad:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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