Fock u!

[DrBeard]

Hey yo all. I come ere + see the mods deleted my post where I prove to u all the haters I am getting hot biatches!

I just got anotha photo emailed to me on myspace yo.

Not safe 4 work!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4383/drbeard1sd.th.jpg

I reckon this will be 2 contraversial for the wussies on this board + get closed again!

Sosuave cant handle me, so u can fock off! I giv u tips to help u get laid but I reckon u jus enjoy wankin with yo hand too much + r gutless ponces + keybord jockeys!

 

[italostud]

DrBeard you fockin rule. Please tell us some of your secrets. :rockon:

 

[Brian20o2]

Hahaha! Way to go man!

 

[Ever onward]

Fock all you haters! The man obviously has a huge Cack

 

[DrBeard]

yo shezz that shiat was in the past cos I was too much of a wuss! I got smart + dont take shiat from any1 now! This is why I get loads of hot biatches now!

Yeah godsgift it is legit man like that otha pic some loosers here thought was phoitoshopped!

 

[Desdinova]

Yeah, I've been to Caption City too, but I didn't download the spyware:

http://www.captioncity.com/listing.php?category=Women

:moon: :crackup:

 

[brucevangeorge]

Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...

Hmmm... I have no idea what the Beard said since alls I see is a "User Ignored" thing. But :crackup: !!!!

Wow. Hey don't forget the time that he was bumming that chick while driving and he got pulled over by the cops and spent the night in Jail. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: !!!


Hey on the upside: At least it's blatantly obvious he's full of sh!t.

 

[SAYNO]

Yeah, I've been to Caption City too, but I didn't download the spyware:

http://www.captioncity.com/listing.php?category=Women

:moon: :crackup:

:yes:

:rockon:

 

[brucevangeorge]

Yeah, I've been to Caption City too, but I didn't download the spyware:

http://www.captioncity.com/listing.php?category=Women

:moon: :crackup:

:crackup:

 

[KarmaSutra]

Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...

All excellent points.

I love the sh!t photoshop can do . . .

 

[Ever onward]

Fock me DrBeard? Nah, Fock u!

 

[Create Reality]

Yeah, I've been to Caption City too, but I didn't download the spyware:

http://www.captioncity.com/listing.php?category=Women

:moon: :crackup:

BUSTEEEED!

 

[BBX]

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

He looks more like wee man from jackass

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

This is what bothers me about this website. They ban the legendary Puerto Rican Lover, but they allow a guy like Dr. Beard to post!

 

[speedo_meme]

Lay off Beard you fukking pricks. These are some of the most hilarious posts I've ever read.

Carry on, Beard....you the man......