"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hey yo all. I come ere + see the mods deleted my post where I prove to u all the haters I am getting hot biatches!

I just got anotha photo emailed to me on myspace yo.

Not safe 4 work!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4383/drbeard1sd.th.jpg

I reckon this will be 2 contraversial for the wussies on this board + get closed again!

Sosuave cant handle me, so u can fock off! I giv u tips to help u get laid but I reckon u jus enjoy wankin with yo hand too much + r gutless ponces + keybord jockeys!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DrBeard you fockin rule. Please tell us some of your secrets. :rockon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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Hmmm... I have no idea what the Beard said since alls I see is a "User Ignored" thing. But :crackup: !!!!

Wow. Hey don't forget the time that he was bumming that chick while driving and he got pulled over by the cops and spent the night in Jail. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: !!!


Hey on the upside: At least it's blatantly obvious he's full of sh!t.
 
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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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All excellent points.

I love the sh!t photoshop can do . . .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Shezz said:
4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!
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He looks more like wee man from jackass
 
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Lay off Beard you fukking pricks. These are some of the most hilarious posts I've ever read.

Carry on, Beard....you the man......:up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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