"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hey yo all. I come ere + see the mods deleted my post where I prove to u all the haters I am getting hot biatches!

I just got anotha photo emailed to me on myspace yo.

Not safe 4 work!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4383/drbeard1sd.th.jpg

I reckon this will be 2 contraversial for the wussies on this board + get closed again!

Sosuave cant handle me, so u can fock off! I giv u tips to help u get laid but I reckon u jus enjoy wankin with yo hand too much + r gutless ponces + keybord jockeys!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DrBeard you fockin rule. Please tell us some of your secrets. :rockon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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Hmmm... I have no idea what the Beard said since alls I see is a "User Ignored" thing. But :crackup: !!!!

Wow. Hey don't forget the time that he was bumming that chick while driving and he got pulled over by the cops and spent the night in Jail. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: !!!


Hey on the upside: At least it's blatantly obvious he's full of sh!t.
 
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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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All excellent points.

I love the sh!t photoshop can do . . .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Shezz said:
4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!
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He looks more like wee man from jackass
 
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Lay off Beard you fukking pricks. These are some of the most hilarious posts I've ever read.

Carry on, Beard....you the man......:up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

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