"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Fock u!

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Hey yo all. I come ere + see the mods deleted my post where I prove to u all the haters I am getting hot biatches!

I just got anotha photo emailed to me on myspace yo.

Not safe 4 work!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4383/drbeard1sd.th.jpg

I reckon this will be 2 contraversial for the wussies on this board + get closed again!

Sosuave cant handle me, so u can fock off! I giv u tips to help u get laid but I reckon u jus enjoy wankin with yo hand too much + r gutless ponces + keybord jockeys!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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italostud

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DrBeard you fockin rule. Please tell us some of your secrets. :rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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Hmmm... I have no idea what the Beard said since alls I see is a "User Ignored" thing. But :crackup: !!!!

Wow. Hey don't forget the time that he was bumming that chick while driving and he got pulled over by the cops and spent the night in Jail. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: !!!


Hey on the upside: At least it's blatantly obvious he's full of sh!t.
 
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Shezz said:
Beard -Stop getting your sister to pose naked for you to inflate your ego!

Lets go over the basic facts that PROVES that you are a fake:

1. Werent you the one that was crying because your mother caught you bumming a pillow in your room? With noises playing and a picture of a woman on your bed?

2. You Said - And i Quote 'My grandad keeps calling me a little bummer because ive never had a girlfriend'!

3. Girls call you Pigeon Boy - and you have nothing to say or do back!

4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!

5. Your WHITE!! Act like it you imbecile!

Look man - just stop right now, we can help you - what you have is a sickness, you cant approach or game women and you need our help- theres no point in hiding behind this veil of egotistical mayhem...all you have to do is stop being an idiot...and ask.

Sarge On...:rolleyes:
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All excellent points.

I love the sh!t photoshop can do . . .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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BBX

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Shezz said:
4. You THINK that you look like Jimmy Smits and your delusioned into thinking that your a pimp/playa/bad-boy rapper!
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He looks more like wee man from jackass
 
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Lay off Beard you fukking pricks. These are some of the most hilarious posts I've ever read.

Carry on, Beard....you the man......:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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