"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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First time at her place and you need to take a dump?

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This is some 'sh!tty' advice! I'll bump it like a floater.

I guess this thread begs the question: Would you rather be the guy at her house the first time and have to take a dump? Or a two pump chump?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I've been known to manufacture a "muffler" out of a wad of toilet paper in order to keep things quiet.

The thing I don't like about the double flush is that it essentially broadcasts to the girl that, well, you need to double-flush. She must be picturing you there taking that nice dump.

You guys with the matches, don't you think she's aware of the burning smell and the reason behind it?

All of this is a part of pedastalizing, methinks. It's as if we think they don't do the very same thing. Perhaps we should dump with reckless abandon and pride in our creations.
 

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The best thing to do is NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. Everybody ****s and yes, girls know it. Being a little insecure weenis sitting in the bathroom burning matches is un-confident behavior. It will WRECK your chances.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The link posted in the beginning of this thread still makes me laugh. That story deserves a medal, or a shrine somewhere.
 
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