“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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First time at her place and you need to take a dump?

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This is some 'sh!tty' advice! I'll bump it like a floater.

I guess this thread begs the question: Would you rather be the guy at her house the first time and have to take a dump? Or a two pump chump?
 

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I've been known to manufacture a "muffler" out of a wad of toilet paper in order to keep things quiet.

The thing I don't like about the double flush is that it essentially broadcasts to the girl that, well, you need to double-flush. She must be picturing you there taking that nice dump.

You guys with the matches, don't you think she's aware of the burning smell and the reason behind it?

All of this is a part of pedastalizing, methinks. It's as if we think they don't do the very same thing. Perhaps we should dump with reckless abandon and pride in our creations.
 

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The best thing to do is NOT WORRY ABOUT IT. Everybody ****s and yes, girls know it. Being a little insecure weenis sitting in the bathroom burning matches is un-confident behavior. It will WRECK your chances.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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The link posted in the beginning of this thread still makes me laugh. That story deserves a medal, or a shrine somewhere.
 
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