"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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First threesome, poor me

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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God no.

I'm homophobic and I love it. The only threesome is with one man and two women.

I don't care if you could see him or not or anything. That's just disgusting.
 

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Way to be secure with yourself. Don't be such a ignorant guy. This topic is old.
 

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Originally posted by Finch
Way to be secure with yourself. Don't be such a ignorant guy. This topic is old.
Getting down with another guy on a girl isn't being insecure, it's being stupid.

For goodness' sake, just get a blowup doll and you guys can do that when you're not tapping her. Sheesh.
 

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Don't be so ridiculous. It's not like I got down with him. I didn't touch him or see him at all. If you're that insecure with yourself than it's really your loss. I'm secure with myself enough to not think it's that big of a deal. If you want to live your life with those boundaries set up around you, that's fine. The boundaries that I'm referring to are your homophobic boundaries. I'm not saying you should embrace touching other men, having a threesome with two guys and a girl, etc. But just because you think that you're this macho man doesn't mean you really are, and it doesn't make you right either. I'd call it ignorance more than anything.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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