"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
First threesome, poor me
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PalmerTheCharmer
Don Juan
Hmm.. let me think about this one for a second. OK, umm... ah yes. Could it be that ANOTHER NAKED GUY IS STANDING THERE WITH HIS WEINER HANGING OUT APPROXIMATELY 10CM FROM YOURS?!?
Yes, I think that could be the reason why.
I'm not a homophobe, neither am I calling you gay. But lets just say the '2 guys and 1 girl' thing ain't for me. Know why? I'm not attracted to naked men. If I am trying to be intimate with a woman, the sight of a naked man would be an extremely effective passion-killer.
So if your not gay (which I dont think you are because you went limp) then surely the solution is to just concentrate on 1-on-1s with girls. Then I'm sure your little soldier won't be giving you any more problems. There's your answer. Bit of a no-brainer really?
(Edit: OK I just re-read your original post and you say you couldn't see him. OK fair enough but surely just the fact that another man is THERE is enough to prevent anything happening down there. You see my point)
LOOK AT THIS FILM. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T DO A MMF. FILM HAS 2 MB.
(FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED- DONT
W A N K OFF ON THIS)
http://www.bangedup.com/bu_posts/mistakeallap78y7yp.wmv
Evil-Rom
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
everything was fine until that guy started giving that other dude a facials.
omfg
PalmerTheCharmer
Don Juan
Hey you're not my old English teacher are you?
duke007
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ShizamDaMan
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I've been trying to hook up a threesome, I just need another girl who likes me and my one girlfriend from back home. The trick is bringing it up in everyday conversation
Sorry your first experience went so bad. Next time try it with two chicks for a more reliable boner.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Fenderules
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ohiofutballa
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One guy laying on the ground doing the girl in the vagina she is on top of him another guy on his knees pounds the ass.
shrewd
Don Juan
LOL that was funny ****. Right at the end the guy just started noticing and started laughing at the same time he apologized.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
Anyhow you guys are all homophobes man. That aint cool. Everyone wants to prove how manly and "alpha" they are by condemning two guys getting pleasured at once. WEll good job with the threesome man, you prolly won't get as much props as a FFM but it's cool
wasn't very much positions at all..
1 guy was ****ing while i was getting head
the other was playing with her tits..
then the ****ing guys switched..
i never ****ed her.. never blew, but i was fine with holding an erection. i think its a comfort thing..
Not at all.. you'd be surprised. We put all the back seats down and my friends crazy; he turned his passenger seat back wards for even more room. lol, probably haven't seen that before right?
There was plenty of room and at no point did I grind/touch my friend. As I said, I barely even saw him and most definitely didn't see his guy parts.
lol, thanks for being honest quest. I appreciate it. I could honestly care less what a bunch of people from a message board online thought of me, but thanks for the encouragement.
InsidiousNstinct
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Now that is comedy....
Fenderules
Master Don Juan
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.