"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Finish this sentence: "One day you and I should..."

Vice

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I just got a text message from this girl I'm trying to ****.

Any good replies? Or should I just ignore it?

Edit: Never mind, I'm going to ignore it.

But what are some good replies to these kinds of messages?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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mrRuckus

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"...read a message board together so you can see that in order to have a conversation i must consult others"
 

619joe

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Not reply back?

WTF where did you learn that stupid tip from?Im guessing here because some big shots think ignoring is what the alpha male does...

"One day you and I should...plan out what you and I should do on another day"

"One day you and I should make sexy time!Great Success!" < goofy approach.

Or just scrap the text and call her and ask whats up
 

slickaz

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- play housie.....

- go have you model skimpy clothes for me.

- test if sex really does have a side effect called pregnancy


dont ignore it, the chic is obviously seeing if you are creative enough for her, and shes hinting....
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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619joe said:
Not reply back?

WTF where did you learn that stupid tip from?Im guessing here because some big shots think ignoring is what the alpha male does...

"One day you and I should...plan out what you and I should do on another day"

"One day you and I should make sexy time!Great Success!" < goofy approach.

Or just scrap the text and call her and ask whats up
Well I ended up ignoring it because I couldn't think of anything to reply with (I wasn't in the same mindset as you guys, but I'm starting to get it) and she sent it to me like half an hour after we got off the phone, so calling her wouldn't really be an option. Thanks for the tips though man

slickaz said:
- go have you model skimpy clothes for me.

dont ignore it, the chic is obviously seeing if you are creative enough for her, and shes hinting....
If you replied earlier I would have totally used your advice man! I raelly appreciate your feedback.
 

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mrRuckus said:
"...read a message board together so you can see that in order to have a conversation i must consult others"
HAHAHAHAHA awesome.
 
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