"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Finally was able to use advice from the big guys here. . . .

spesmilitis

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This spring break I was able to: get 2g protien/lb of body weight, sleep 9 hours a night with a protien+fat snack in the middle of the night, concentrate only on lifting cuz I took grappling off.

Gained two solid pounds in one week. If there was any fat, it would have burned off by now during two grappling practices I had this week. My body sucks at maintaining a high enough body fat for bulking.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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donjuanjovi

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Good work spes! Hard work and dedication DO pay off. :woo:
 

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Good job, I'm envious dude!
Envious of the fact you can sleep 9 hours each night. Even if I had the time, I would be incapable of that :D
 

spesmilitis

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insidious said:
Good job, I'm envious dude!
Envious of the fact you can sleep 9 hours each night. Even if I had the time, I would be incapable of that :D
Not each night, only during spring break. Now that i'm back to school, it'll drop down to 6-7 hours a night. Even down to 4-5 sometimes.
 

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nice! 2lbs is a lot for a week bro. and school is a ***** since it kills your sleep and eating habits/timing. im on spring break too but i freaking got sick -_-
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would just like to note: you don't know what the fkk you are talking about spes.

I know that's a harsh thing to say. But you seem to be settling into that comfortable zone a newbie gets into where he thinks he's finally started to make sense of the loads and loads of info out there; the zone where you finally think you "know something" about bodybuilding. That's a pretty dangerous place for a newbie -- for ANYONE -- to be.

So I am just pointing out that what you think you know -- as demonstrated in your post -- is basically just wrong, unfounded or plain stupid. But I'll leave you to it. Good luck.
 

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danielzxc said:
I would just like to note: you don't know what the fkk you are talking about spes.

I know that's a harsh thing to say. But you seem to be settling into that comfortable zone a newbie gets into where he thinks he's finally started to make sense of the loads and loads of info out there; the zone where you finally think you "know something" about bodybuilding. That's a pretty dangerous place for a newbie -- for ANYONE -- to be.

So I am just pointing out that what you think you know -- as demonstrated in your post -- is basically just wrong, unfounded or plain stupid. But I'll leave you to it. Good luck.

What was the point of your post? To get attention?

You critisize my knowledge, but you won't specify what part of my knowledge is wrong? I don't care what I 'seem' like to you, but if you would like to discuss nutrition and/or training, feel free to respond.

BTW, I'll always consider myself on the 'tip of the iceburg' in terms of knowlege. The training and diet advice I follow are those from people who have succeeded in gaining strength and size.
 
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