Colin O'Brien
Don Juan
100% sure, its goin down on friday night. Any last minute tips? this girl is pretty experienced btw
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
finally gonna lose the v card
- Thread starter Colin O'Brien
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Relationship-Buddy
Don Juan
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Good Luck and "Be Safe"!
tsmith2334
Master Don Juan
My advice? Don't be so sure you're even gonna get laid. Ever heard of LMR? It happens all the time. Plus, girls love spontaneous sex, promising yourself it's gonna happen could hurt your chances.
Unless the sex will be with a prostitute. In that case, wear a rubber.
Unless the sex will be with a prostitute. In that case, wear a rubber.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
daring wraith
Don Juan
Wash, wear clean, tasteful underwear and remember to remove your socks before you get naked.
Be safe, you don't want your first time to be your last time.
Relax, have fun.
Be safe, you don't want your first time to be your last time.
Relax, have fun.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
guywhoneedshelp
Master Don Juan
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Jack off before you get there.
Or enjoy the most memorable 30 seconds of your life.
Or enjoy the most memorable 30 seconds of your life.