"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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finally gonna lose the v card

Colin O'Brien

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100% sure, its goin down on friday night. Any last minute tips? this girl is pretty experienced btw
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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saber

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just get ready for the best 30 seconds of your life...lol
 

C-quenced

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Just be sure she's not some ugo you'll end up having nightmares about for years to come. Other than that I'll be the first one to congratulate you. :up:
 

tsmith2334

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My advice? Don't be so sure you're even gonna get laid. Ever heard of LMR? It happens all the time. Plus, girls love spontaneous sex, promising yourself it's gonna happen could hurt your chances.

Unless the sex will be with a prostitute. In that case, wear a rubber.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pua1989

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Just have a good time baby!!!!! man, i lost my vcard to a 33yr old black mom in the middle of compton..no joke
 

Aragon034

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Deep breaths, control yourself, and for the love of god don't **** yourself.
 

DonJuan11

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tsmith2334 said:
My advice? Don't be so sure you're even gonna get laid. Ever heard of LMR? It happens all the time. Plus, girls love spontaneous sex, promising yourself it's gonna happen could hurt your chances.

Unless the sex will be with a prostitute. In that case, wear a rubber.
Exactly.
 

Mavrick

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saber said:
just get ready for the best 30 seconds of your life...lol
:crackup:
 

daring wraith

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Wash, wear clean, tasteful underwear and remember to remove your socks before you get naked.

Be safe, you don't want your first time to be your last time.

Relax, have fun.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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guywhoneedshelp

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Jack off before you get there.

Or enjoy the most memorable 30 seconds of your life.
 
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