"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BrocKing11

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Hey thought i would get some input on this.
Ive been thinking of a good message to leave for girls who dont return your calls, but you figure you would give them one more chance.

Hey (name) its (name), I was really dissapointed that you didnt call, and normally i wouldnt put up with it, but since i like you so much i thought i would give you one more chance, but this is it. Im going (place) this (day and time) and would like for you to join me. So make up your mind and give me a call.

What do you think. any flaws or suggestions to make it better?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jerky Boi

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Don't leave a message :D If she wants to call you back, she will. Normally, most girls I know don't usually return calls. I wouldn't get worked up about it.
 

Juggalo

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Don't leave a message. Just keep trying back until you get someone. But don't call 20 times a day.....some people have caller I.D. and it will really make you look desperate. ;)
 

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I would never leave a message unless it is somthing urgent i have to say. If you phone the house number you can try all you wnat and wont seme desprate as the times they don't pick up they wont know its you. Re read the question you orginialy asked you say "normally i wouldnt put up with it, but since i like you so much i thought i would give you one more chance" that sounds very desprate, remember you do not want to seem needey and clingy. If you really wnat to leave a message then you can mention you like her and want to meet up, do not aks why she is not rerurning your calls, just say, the ball is in your court, if you want to meet up, phone me, if not then youve missed out.

i hope ive been a help
 

BrocKing11

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ok great. thanks for all the help. but if you are going to leave a message should you mention something like "give me a call, if you dont, youve missed out" or should you leave that last part out?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BrocKing11

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also is it a good idea to somewhat push them along in their decision by saying something like "this will be my last call unless you tell me different"?
 

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Originally posted by BrocKing11

but since i like you so much
Enough said.
 

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Dude that sucks.

Never leave messages.

If she isnt returning a call then just dont leave a message, just forget about her.
 
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