"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Field Report - Mall Now, Bars Later

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Danced with some chick. She ran away because her boyfriend was near. He came to me and said I could dance with her. I Danced with her and tried to fvck her. He said I was too aggressive. She wants to text me when he isn't around. Left my number. Shvt
 

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Saw a dude dancing with two chicks. Grabbed one and pulled her to a private spot. Left my number.

Club closed. Grabbed a chick and made out with her. She tasted like cigarettes. Got her to give me a blowjovb. She stopped after a while because she had work.

Night over
 

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Dude You got me. Im a DJ in blood and heart but Im going to turn iT up a notch. Expect a sick rapport tonight
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What do you say when you approach? You talked to more girls tonight than I have in the past 10 years.

They would think I'm a creep if I got sexual right away.
 

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What do you say when you approach? You talked to more girls tonight than I have in the past 10 years.

They would think I'm a creep if I got sexual right away.
I grab them by the arm and say wow you're sexy then I say some variance of come talk to me for a minute as I try to get them to move somewhere with me then I try to get them out of the club
 
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Im always flirty and making Some cexual indo jokes right off
 

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I see OP follows Guru's style: bold, shameless, unapologetic. Those three--alone--are all you need.
 

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I see OP follows Guru's style: bold, shameless, unapologetic. Those three--alone--are all you need.
I thought Guru's style was double booking online chicks.

OP's style is much better. Walking up to DOZENS of girls a day, cold.

@beforeimgone

I would LOVE to see a statistical breakdown of everything.

No of girls approached
No of girls given number to
No of girls number gotten
No of boobies grabbed
No of girls kissed
No of girls sexed

Also, since your post so refreshingly different, I recommend you set up a gofundme page, and ask for donations from sosuavers to support you continuing field reports (if you include as much info as possible so guys like @RichardTheFrog can get some real street based data.)

I'd give you some $$ to support your efforts (so long as you did some objective reporting).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I thought Guru's style was double booking online chicks.

OP's style is much better. Walking up to DOZENS of girls a day, cold.

@beforeimgone

I would LOVE to see a statistical breakdown of everything.

No of girls approached
No of girls given number to
No of girls number gotten
No of boobies grabbed
No of girls kissed
No of girls sexed

Also, since your post so refreshingly different, I recommend you set up a gofundme page, and ask for donations from sosuavers to support you continuing field reports (if you include as much info as possible so guys like @RichardTheFrog can get some real street based data.)

I'd give you some $$ to support your efforts (so long as you did some objective reporting).
Ill actually do that for money I need cash to pay for my last year or university are peopl here down for that?
 

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Ill actually do that for money I need cash to pay for my last year or university are peopl here down for that?
If you're really serious about that, then here's what you do.

1) First put up a couple (one a week at the very least) of play by play threads like OP. Where you talk to at least 30 girls on one day, and get as much success as OP.

2) Then put up a gofund me page.

3) Then continue to put up play by play threads, and in your sig, link to your gofund me page.

But the idea of the gofund me page was to pay for the exploits (drinks, cover charges, cologne, any test ideas by paying members etc,) not to make profits.
 

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I thought Guru's style was double booking online chicks.

OP's style is much better. Walking up to DOZENS of girls a day, cold.

@beforeimgone

I would LOVE to see a statistical breakdown of everything.

No of girls approached
No of girls given number to
No of girls number gotten
No of boobies grabbed
No of girls kissed
No of girls sexed

Also, since your post so refreshingly different, I recommend you set up a gofundme page, and ask for donations from sosuavers to support you continuing field reports (if you include as much info as possible so guys like @RichardTheFrog can get some real street based data.)

I'd give you some $$ to support your efforts (so long as you did some objective reporting).
Dude that's an awesome idea. I can set up the gofundme now and will hit the mall tomorrow. What exactly are you guys looking for a breakdown on so I know to pay attention to it when I'm out there.

If it gains traction then I'll start doing audio uploads

I see OP follows Guru's style: bold, shameless, unapologetic. Those three--alone--are all you need.
Not too sure who guru is. Sounds awesome though
 
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TO, maybe instead of paying others, you should get off your fat azz and approach too. I've yet to ever hear any FRs from you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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