"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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@Karma, its all good mate - I'm not trying to come at you. For what it's worth I usually enjoy your posts. I just think you lack a little self control and that's a dangerous combination with the whole asphyxiation thing.

I sincerely hope that you don't end up becoming another statistic like Gunwitch. Be careful with that choke fetish, a good friend of mine is currently doing 20+ years after taking things too far.

Be good man, and RELAX. These are just words on a screen. The certainly should not rile up someone who is authoring a book called "MANtality"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Oh I meant email 'em to me direct. Heheheh,..
When we next hook up for our Men's round table, the snaps are on my Droid for your eyes to devour.

This should be sooner than later.

My apologies for not being as active with you Gentleman as I should have been, my Pop has some serious health issues I'm helping cope with.

On a good note, I have cigars for us all. Maybe Corona's downtown Orlando? Last time we met it was a really nice joint. Good Jameson, nice mattresses; oops, I meant waitresses.
 

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DJ Logic said:
@Karma, its all good mate - I'm not trying to come at you. For what it's worth I usually enjoy your posts. I just think you lack a little self control and that's a dangerous combination with the whole asphyxiation thing.
It is all good. This place, none of it, is personal because I genuinely don't care.

Be careful with that choke fetish, a good friend of mine is currently doing 20+ years after taking things too far.
Read it closer. She has a fetish for choking. I supplied her demand.

Be good man, and RELAX. These are just words on a screen. The certainly should not rile up someone who is authoring a book called "MANtality"
I'll always be good. My work saves MEN's lives in the real world. You're right about words on a screen. Take your own simplicity and stop trying to save the fvcking world.

Glad you took my advice and turned off the rep sh!t.


And Cordon is still cooler than I'll ever be. His plump, rich ass is burning dollar bills to light his black and milds.
 

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What? We're not gonna down some 40's of OE and hunt gators with shotgun sticks like last time? You know how we are in Florida.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
What? We're not gonna down some 40's of OE and hunt gators with shotgun sticks like last time? You know how we are in Florida.
According to Cordon, we're all hicks who stank up the place with Moonshine, and
bang our Momma's daughters.

Maybe we can all listen to Garth Brooks' greatest hits while shootin' our muskets.

We can't all hope to be anywhere near as cool, or as rich, as he is...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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KarmaSutra said:
According to Cordon, we're all hicks who stank up the place with Moonshine, and
bang our Momma's daughters.

Maybe we can all listen to Garth Brooks' greatest hits while shootin' our muskets.

We can't all hope to be anywhere near as cool, or as rich, as he is...
Garth Brooks was and is a fraud if you ask me. It is and has always been about George Strait. Peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KrrsLZaY9s
 
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