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DevanE said:
I was bangin the hell out of this Hawaiian/Dominican chick, I was all in her gut just UGH UGH UGGGH!!!! until she tells me to choke her...? I'm thinking WTF and actualy got a little scared but turned on at the same time, soooo...I started choking her and fuked her even harder, slapped her around a little bit too I slapped her across the face hard a couple of times and she was loving every fukin minute of it and talking sh** so I upped the ante and REALLY went to work on her ass...but damn when she came...she started havin seizures and passed out. Well you can just imagine the scene as I almost sh**ed a brick when I saw her on the bed and with my di** all hard wondering if I killed her.

Great times. :up:
She literally passed out?!!!! Awesome! lol!
 
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lebRambo said:
LMS, I lived 8 years of my life in Saudi Arabia, man. Honestly, I can see hardcore fundamentalist muslims listening to the stuff you say and being all "daaaammmmnn...thats some harsh sh*t!" :D
Most fathers are of this opinion!!


DevanE said:
I was bangin the hell out of this Hawaiian/Dominican chick,...but damn when she came...she started havin seizures and passed out. Well you can just imagine the scene as I almost sh**ed a brick when I saw her on the bed and with my di** all hard wondering if I killed her.

Great times. :up:
Hahaha, Devan, was she an 80 year old? You perverted bastard! :D
 
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Well, if it was pee instead of female ejaculate, then I have a pee-squirting fetish. I'm not sure what to make of all the porn with squirting girls, and a few books I own written by DR's, sex experts, urologists, and other pro's may say differently, but I'm not here to debate a woman's fluid levels.

My story was a small unassuming girl I'd dated 4 years prior, in 1999. We met back up in 2003-2004ish. I remember coming home from a local sorority/frat party as she was a 'sister'. It was like 12-1 am, and she got a call from a sister in her sorority a roommate. The girl and I were just chilling, catching up, and her roomie asks for me, and says..."what are you two doing? she likes you, you fool." I.e., bang her. So, I shut the phone off, and we went from there. In bed, no condoms mind you and I really didn't care, we're banging. She's on top and I feel the liquid flow after a few minutes. I got blasted as she was bouncing on top. And if it is some derivation of pee? Oh well. I couldn't stop her, and it's pretty cool.

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Serialized3 said:
I've read medical studies that says that female ejaculate originates from the bladder, but has lower levels of urea and creatnine, and other medical literature that says it originates from the Skene gland (female "prostate") and stuff about the composition. Truth is, it's origins are not entirely known.

I don't believe it is urine. It looks different and smells completely different than urine. Just another mystery of female anatomy...



So any of you so freaky to swallow her come?
 

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djSlvt said:
So any of you so freaky to swallow her come?
:wave: don't do it. I can suggest against it from personal experience.

ate an ex-gf out after she did it.

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Here's the best one I have.
It was the summer of 2007 and I’d started seeing this beautiful, banging hot Hungarian girl. She was one of the foreign students who had come to work at this summer camp in New Hampshire. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, slender figure...perfect.
Here’s a story as embarrassing for her as it was for me. More so, actually. To my knowledge, it was never brought up.
We were in her room. I was eating her out. Despite being mad hot, this chick hadn’t let me have sex with her yet, and I’d maybe only gone south once before. So I was excited about the opportunity. And I was a young, horny 20-year old. I hadn’t really perfected a technique yet, so I just maniacally went to town on her. I slobbered up, down, side to side, rubbed my cheeks in there, just waged all out mouth-war on her vagina. And how did she take it? Quietly! I could only tell she was getting pleasure by the way she started squirming around, moving her legs around. She was breathing heavily, but trying not to moan, because she didn’t want to disturb anybody.
After a few minutes of just going crazy, I decided I had enough and pulled myself away from her vagina. European girls don’t shave their bushes as much, so I was sick of having to maneuver around all those hairs.
I wasn’t sure if I’d actually made her ***. Later, I got an answer.
I was walking around camp, doing stuff, working. It was hours later. One of my friends mentioned to me, “Adam, you’ve got something on your cheek.” I thought, Oh ****. I went to the nearest bathroom, looked in the mirror and sure enough, there was a dried streak of vagina fluids on my cheek. This ***** had given me the girl equivalent of a facial and I hadn’t even noticed. I washed it off and went back to work. Everybody must have known what I had been doing. I decided I didn’t care; must have felt pretty good for her. The moral of the story is that there is no "technique" to eating *****. If you're vigorous enough, crazy enough, you'll make her ***.
 

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Here's a doozie:

I was in a five month relationship with a 42 year old sexpot (which ended one week before Turkey Day). It took only a couple of weeks for me to coax her true slvtty, bad-girl self out.

Three weeks or so into our relationship, we took a drive to Sanibel Island to hang out, have crazy romp-filled memories, and eat fresh seafood.

We've eaten a fantastic dinner of sushi and other shellfish, so I want to indulge a little and treat her to a premium cigar. There was a small cigar shop we'd passed en route to dinner. I pick a luscious, H. Upmann for me, and a KarmaSutra splash robusto for her.

The timing is impecable. We hit the beach, kick off our shoes, and watch as a pending thunderstorm rolls inward towards us. While the sand shifts beneath our feet, we walk a little further, completely alone on this entire, magical beach. The sun has set, the breeze has turned to a strong gale, so we decide to stop and hang out on a lone wooden chaise, to watch the storm come over us.

She's sitting between my legs while my arms are wrapped around her thin size 6 waist. Her dark curls keep blowing back into my chin, so she flips her head to side, staring up at me with pure fvck me eyes. I take this cue in earnest and kiss her as passionately as she's ever experienced. Our hands begin to roam freely as the first droplets of rain begin to fall.

She pulls from me and asks me to take out my phone so I can take some shots of her topless on the beach.

--Let me stop here for a moment and tell you boys that this woman has the absolute best boob job I have ever seen. They were magnificent. The texture, the round-suppleness of her nipples, her cleavage; all added to enhance her beauty--

Now then, back to my story:

I take my phone out and motion towards her. Her gorgeous nakedness is a complete turn-on evident by her heaving chest, and deep breaths.

I ask her to give me one second and hand her the last half of my cigar (chicks who smoke cigars are one of my fetishes). She's letting the smoke billow from her mouth as she holds her huge sweater pillows with both hands.

I snap some pictures, repositioning her at my whim.

She's completely animalistic now, so I let her stew in her wetness a little longer. Anticipation and control are huge turn-on's for women, and a sign to her that you're a man who appreciates treating her as she craves: like an savage.

I put my phone away (pictures still loaded as I write this), and we go at each other like MMA fighters in the first round. Blood and cvm hungry.

Now the rain is really beginning to come down hard, but it only serves to add to our lust. I clutch the hair from the nape of her neck and pull her to me. Her mouth agape for any use I wish.

"You want me in your mouth.", I told her. Her breathing is now deep and raspy.

"Fvck. You are the sexiest man I have ever fvckin' known..." I shushed her by filliing her mouth with mine.

It's pouring buckets of hot rain on us. It's so hot I can smell the heat from her cvnt wafting upwards in wantonness.

Then she does something which takes even me aback a little bit: She asks me to choke her.

I take a few seconds to process her request, then go for the throat.

Literally.

Both hands clutch her neck and I squeeze. I squeeze hard. She's beginning to squeek as breathe becomes non-existent. Then I let go. Blood rushes to her face, her eyes open wide; and she kisses me.

Rain, the heat of the act, our mutual savagery; all inch toward satisfaction.

Not yet.

She pulls my hands to her throat again, with eyes screaming, "more!" I clutch her throat and squeeze again. Harder this time.

As her body begins to betray her want, she begins to breath from her nose. This is rectified by my right hand closing her nostrils while simultaneously covering her mouth. My left hand continues gripping her throat.

After a few more seconds, she passes out. She fell against my chest.

I don't freak out. I simply stroke her hair as she comes to. Her eyes are darting around and she begins shaking. At first I thought the shaking was from fright.

No, no. She had the best orgasm of her life. Her words.

Then she cried. I held my girl and kissed her rain and tear stained face.

"I've never met a man until you. Only you know what I truly want." She spoke as she gazed up at me.


This, my friends, is treating a woman exactly as she needs to be treated. I have loads more adventures with this girl to share with you Brothers.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Here's a doozie:

I was in a five month relationship with a 42 year old sexpot (which ended one week before Turkey Day). It took only a couple of weeks for me to coax her true slvtty, bad-girl self out.

Three weeks or so into our relationship, we took a drive to Sanibel Island to hang out, have crazy romp-filled memories, and eat fresh seafood.

We've eaten a fantastic dinner of sushi and other shellfish, so I want to indulge a little and treat her to a premium cigar. There was a small cigar shop we'd passed en route to dinner. I pick a luscious, H. Upmann for me, and a KarmaSutra splash robusto for her.

The timing is impecable. We hit the beach, kick off our shoes, and watch as a pending thunderstorm rolls inward towards us. While the sand shifts beneath our feet, we walk a little further, completely alone on this entire, magical beach. The sun has set, the breeze has turned to a strong gale, so we decide to stop and hang out on a lone wooden chaise, to watch the storm come over us.

She's sitting between my legs while my arms are wrapped around her thin size 6 waist. Her dark curls keep blowing back into my chin, so she flips her head to side, staring up at me with pure fvck me eyes. I take this cue in earnest and kiss her as passionately as she's ever experienced. Our hands begin to roam freely as the first droplets of rain begin to fall.

She pulls from me and asks me to take out my phone so I can take some shots of her topless on the beach.

--Let me stop here for a moment and tell you boys that this woman has the absolute best boob job I have ever seen. They were magnificent. The texture, the round-suppleness of her nipples, her cleavage; all added to enhance her beauty--

Now then, back to my story:

I take my phone out and motion towards her. Her gorgeous nakedness is a complete turn-on evident by her heaving chest, and deep breaths.

I ask her to give me one second and hand her the last half of my cigar (chicks who smoke cigars are one of my fetishes). She's letting the smoke billow from her mouth as she holds her huge sweater pillows with both hands.

I snap some pictures, repositioning her at my whim.

She's completely animalistic now, so I let her stew in her wetness a little longer. Anticipation and control are huge turn-on's for women, and a sign to her that you're a man who appreciates treating her as she craves: like an savage.

I put my phone away (pictures still loaded as I write this), and we go at each other like MMA fighters in the first round. Blood and cvm hungry.

Now the rain is really beginning to come down hard, but it only serves to add to our lust. I clutch the hair from the nape of her neck and pull her to me. Her mouth agape for any use I wish.

"You want me in your mouth.", I told her. Her breathing is now deep and raspy.

"Fvck. You are the sexiest man I have ever fvckin' known..." I shushed her by filliing her mouth with mine.

It's pouring buckets of hot rain on us. It's so hot I can smell the heat from her cvnt wafting upwards in wantonness.

Then she does something which takes even me aback a little bit: She asks me to choke her.

I take a few seconds to process her request, then go for the throat.

Literally.

Both hands clutch her neck and I squeeze. I squeeze hard. She's beginning to squeek as breathe becomes non-existent. Then I let go. Blood rushes to her face, her eyes open wide; and she kisses me.

Rain, the heat of the act, our mutual savagery; all inch toward satisfaction.

Not yet.

She pulls my hands to her throat again, with eyes screaming, "more!" I clutch her throat and squeeze again. Harder this time.

As her body begins to betray her want, she begins to breath from her nose. This is rectified by my right hand closing her nostrils while simultaneously covering her mouth. My left hand continues gripping her throat.

After a few more seconds, she passes out. She fell against my chest.

I don't freak out. I simply stroke her hair as she comes to. Her eyes are darting around and she begins shaking. At first I thought the shaking was from fright.

No, no. She had the best orgasm of her life. Her words.

Then she cried. I held my girl and kissed her rain and tear stained face.

"I've never met a man until you. Only you know what I truly want." She spoke as she gazed up at me.


This, my friends, is treating a woman exactly as she needs to be treated. I have loads more adventures with this girl to share with you Brothers.
She sounds classy. :rolleyes:

So you choked and almost killed a psycho MILF? That is EXACTLY the kind of thing I can see you doing Karma. Right down there in central Florida. People have gone to Prison for killing people in this manner. Is this writing practice for your book? Are you going to include this as a real life example on how to become a "better man?" So eloquent.

Douche. Only a guy like you would think that is Kewlllll.
 
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cordoncordon said:
She sounds classy. :rolleyes:

So you choked and almost killed a psycho MILF? That is EXACTLY the kind of thing I can see you doing Karma. Right down there in central Florida. People have gone to Prison for killing people in this manner. Is this writing practice for your book? Are you going to include this as a real life example on how to become a "better man?" So eloquent.

Douche. Only a guy like you would think that is Kewlllll.
I know it's not anywhere near as cool as your billions of dollars and how you love to have your throat massaged by twink c0ck, but it's an experience.
 

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DJ Logic said:
Erotic asphyxiation is not something I'd be bragging about to impressionable young men. It is very, very dangerous and potentially deadly. Even if you are the one choking yourself, there is no guarantee of safety. Just ask David Carradine

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jun/04/david-carradine
I don't give a sh!t about impressionable young men. You don't want to read it, don't.

I have to hold your fvcking hand with what you read too?
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I know it's not anywhere near as cool as your billions of dollars and how you love to have your throat massaged by twink c0ck, but it's an experience.
Here we go. :rolleyes:
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I don't give a sh!t about impressionable young men. You don't want to read it, don't.

I have to hold your fvcking hand with what you read too?
For someone with such an esoteric name (and supposed success with the ladies) you sure seem pretty wound up. Of course with all those tattoos I should really not be surprised by emotional instability and weird fetishes.

Whatever man, I'm not trying to come at you - just saying you may just want to watch what you say on a board where one member has already shot a chick in the face. What happens when some dumb AFC decides its a DJ move to choke a girl and strangles her to death, and when pressed by the cops he says "Well this guy KarmaSutra on SoSuave said this is what chicks really want.." :rolleyes:

Oh and saying you don't give a f-ck about impressionable young fellas says a lot about your feelings towards this forum (being that more than half of the posters fall into that category) Apparently you'd rather brag about banging/strangling cougars than post anything helpful or educational. Sad!
 

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DJ Logic said:
For someone with such an esoteric name (and supposed success with the ladies) you sure seem pretty wound up. Of course with all those tattoos I should really not be surprised by emotional instability and weird fetishes.
I'm not as illustrious as your shiny green dots, that's for sure.

Whatever man, I'm not trying to come at you - just saying you may just want to watch what you say on a board where one member has already shot a chick in the face. What happens when some dumb AFC decides its a DJ move to choke a girl and strangles her to death, and when pressed by the cops he says "Well this guy KarmaSutra on SoSuave said this is what chicks really want.." :rolleyes:
So I'm to assume mantle of God to everyone who reads one of my posts? I'm his Father? His Father-Confessor? His Deliverer from the worlds' evils?

Fvck you.

Fvck you again for placing responsibility on me for what other people are capable of doing.

"Well this guy DJ Douchebag said it was ok for me to download a flight simulator. Learn to fly, then fly a plane into a building."

You understand your argument is MORE ridiculous than any I'll ever have.

I have never, and will never, censor my thoughts or words because of supposed consequences I have no control over.

Oh and saying you don't give a f-ck about impressionable young fellas says a lot about your feelings towards this forum (being that more than half of the posters fall into that category) Apparently you'd rather brag about banging/strangling cougars than post anything helpful or educational. Sad!
Apologies. With this, I was a little too quick on the draw. I do care about the young Brothers who come here wanting to learn.

What I would never do is take their right to free-thinking away from them.

I didn't pause to think telling a story was akin to a march to Auschwitz.

Fvck you again. What would you do if you were forced to censor all of your bullsh!t?

Go get them dots cowboy.
 

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KarmaSutra said:
--Let me stop here for a moment and tell you boys that this woman has the absolute best boob job I have ever seen. They were magnificent
Pics or GTFO.
:)
 

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KarmaSutra said:
I'm not as illustrious as your shiny green dots, that's for sure.



So I'm to assume mantle of God to everyone who reads one of my posts? I'm his Father? His Father-Confessor? His Deliverer from the worlds' evils?

Fvck you.

Fvck you again for placing responsibility on me for what other people are capable of doing.

"Well this guy DJ Douchebag said it was ok for me to download a flight simulator. Learn to fly, then fly a plane into a building."

You understand your argument is MORE ridiculous than any I'll ever have.

I have never, and will never, censor my thoughts or words because of supposed consequences I have no control over.



Apologies. With this, I was a little too quick on the draw. I do care about the young Brothers who come here wanting to learn.

What I would never do is take their right to free-thinking away from them.

I didn't pause to think telling a story was akin to a march to Auschwitz.

Fvck you again. What would you do if you were forced to censor all of your bullsh!t?

Go get them dots cowboy.
You seem to have a lot of anger issues. Lashing out at other posters all of the time. Swearing at them. Choking females and thinking its cool.

Have you ever gotten help for that? Xanex? Prozac?? Or is it something that happened in your childhood that causes you to be such a D!CK?
 

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Will you and the others allow me to post one?
Oh I meant email 'em to me direct. Heheheh,..
 
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