"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DJ Logic

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@Karma, its all good mate - I'm not trying to come at you. For what it's worth I usually enjoy your posts. I just think you lack a little self control and that's a dangerous combination with the whole asphyxiation thing.

I sincerely hope that you don't end up becoming another statistic like Gunwitch. Be careful with that choke fetish, a good friend of mine is currently doing 20+ years after taking things too far.

Be good man, and RELAX. These are just words on a screen. The certainly should not rile up someone who is authoring a book called "MANtality"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Oh I meant email 'em to me direct. Heheheh,..
When we next hook up for our Men's round table, the snaps are on my Droid for your eyes to devour.

This should be sooner than later.

My apologies for not being as active with you Gentleman as I should have been, my Pop has some serious health issues I'm helping cope with.

On a good note, I have cigars for us all. Maybe Corona's downtown Orlando? Last time we met it was a really nice joint. Good Jameson, nice mattresses; oops, I meant waitresses.
 

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DJ Logic said:
@Karma, its all good mate - I'm not trying to come at you. For what it's worth I usually enjoy your posts. I just think you lack a little self control and that's a dangerous combination with the whole asphyxiation thing.
It is all good. This place, none of it, is personal because I genuinely don't care.

Be careful with that choke fetish, a good friend of mine is currently doing 20+ years after taking things too far.
Read it closer. She has a fetish for choking. I supplied her demand.

Be good man, and RELAX. These are just words on a screen. The certainly should not rile up someone who is authoring a book called "MANtality"
I'll always be good. My work saves MEN's lives in the real world. You're right about words on a screen. Take your own simplicity and stop trying to save the fvcking world.

Glad you took my advice and turned off the rep sh!t.


And Cordon is still cooler than I'll ever be. His plump, rich ass is burning dollar bills to light his black and milds.
 

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What? We're not gonna down some 40's of OE and hunt gators with shotgun sticks like last time? You know how we are in Florida.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
What? We're not gonna down some 40's of OE and hunt gators with shotgun sticks like last time? You know how we are in Florida.
According to Cordon, we're all hicks who stank up the place with Moonshine, and
bang our Momma's daughters.

Maybe we can all listen to Garth Brooks' greatest hits while shootin' our muskets.

We can't all hope to be anywhere near as cool, or as rich, as he is...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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KarmaSutra said:
According to Cordon, we're all hicks who stank up the place with Moonshine, and
bang our Momma's daughters.

Maybe we can all listen to Garth Brooks' greatest hits while shootin' our muskets.

We can't all hope to be anywhere near as cool, or as rich, as he is...
Garth Brooks was and is a fraud if you ask me. It is and has always been about George Strait. Peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KrrsLZaY9s
 
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