"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
And the things she would make me do...
Watch out for those good girls.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
comic_relief
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btw this was before they caught us having sex on their couch downstairs. :rockon:
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This is the worst display of hordoms I have read/heard yet!!!comic_relief said:
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Think of it from the woman's perspective!! Hordoms are bad enough in private but in the seat of a car in front of your parents!!! THIS IS BOLD!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was her father she would deserve death!!!! And Mr. Comic would be dead as well for disrespecting me as a man and her father!!!!!!lebRambo said:you serious LMS? Thats some cool sh*t, IMO!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
TruthHurts
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its a myth... the ejaculation ur reffering to is actually her peeing on you...Serialized3 said:
the vaginal lube comes from balbous (or something like that) gland located right as you inter the vagina on either side.... the squirting comes from urethra (pee pee) sorry bud... but its a myth... i remember this kid in highschool talking about how he turns his girl on so much she squirts all over.. I brought to class medical books and proved that in fact he got peed on hahah
Serialized3
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I don't believe it is urine. It looks different and smells completely different than urine. Just another mystery of female anatomy...
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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hahahhaa... bll****...Serialized3 said:
listen.. it smells differnet cause it comes out unfinished... for example i remember when i tied my dog to a chair (when it was young) it try to ran and chair fell on it (didnt hurt it) but scared it.. it peed.. and that **** smelled.. i.e. maybe pee is not diluted enough... or what not.. maybe its mixed with vaginal lube (i.e. lube is all over).. what ever the case may be...
if there is a lot of fluid.. its PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i.e. during orgasm her urinary spincter relaxes man...
think about it, what happens to people when they die, or get electracuted, they release sh.t and piss...
dont feel bad..if you made her pee on you, it means you made her loose her bodly control...good job...
(golden shower)comic_relief
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I suppose that I should feel proud, but that is just one of the many stories that I have.Last Man Standing said:
Some of the other stories include:
X getting caught by her parents while I was having sex with her in her bed.
X fingering her while I was sitting in the couch of her grandfather's house (that one I felt bad about)
X fingering her while I was driving down the turnpike at 85 mph with her best friend in the backseat.
This girl was a little bit off her rocker. She wouldn't do sh!t with me though when she was in front of my parents because she knew that they would kick her @$$.
My parents are the sh!t. They also extremely disliked her as well as all of my other friends.
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PS: I am still on good terms with the dad. We will still talk for quite a bit of time. Her mother hates me because I broke up with the daughter. She was too damn clingy and wierd for me.
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Fenderules
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yeah the chick im bang'n squirts a bit. she just keeps cumming and cumming and skirting and skirting.Serialized3 said:
Last night she said she came like 5 times.
its nice cause all i do is keep my **** hard. She just rides it and rides it and rides it..........
hahahahah! Oh man, that would have been priceless!DevanE said:I was bangin the hell out of this Hawaiian/Dominican chick, I was all in her gut just UGH UGH UGGGH!!!! until she tells me to choke her...? I'm thinking WTF and actualy got a little scared but turned on at the same time, soooo...I started choking her and fuked her even harder, slapped her around a little bit too I slapped her across the face hard a couple of times and she was loving every fukin minute of it and talking sh** so I upped the ante and REALLY went to work on her ass...but damn when she came...she started havin seizures and passed out. Well you can just imagine the scene as I almost sh**ed a brick when I saw her on the bed and with my di** all hard wondering if I killed her.
Great times.
YEAH YEAH YEAH FVCK ME FVCK ME FVCK ME...OOOHHHHHH! *fvcking unconscious* hahaha! :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.