Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
This isn't anything more than good ol'fashioned male bonding. Set back and enjoy it... We are all comrades in arms; legs, t1ts and @ss...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Favourite lady part
- Thread starter johnmich
- Start date
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
The Face always comes first, who cares if she has a fat ass but a face that only a mother could love.
2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
LongDrinkofWater
Senior Don Juan
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I like 'em tall, but mainly it's a whole package thing.
I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".
What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness
4) Complexion
I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".
What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness
4) Complexion
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
Ass. So damn sexy.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! :crackup: The right gets me hot :crackup:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
The Tao of Bullmoose; rock on dude! :rockon: