"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Borgon
How does this post seek to make a better dj out of anyone?
This isn't anything more than good ol'fashioned male bonding. Set back and enjoy it... We are all comrades in arms; legs, t1ts and @ss... ;)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Face always comes first, who cares if she has a fat ass but a face that only a mother could love.

2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
 

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the left elbow.
 

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I like 'em tall, but mainly it's a whole package thing.

I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".

What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness :)
4) Complexion
 

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God created the female @ss as a work of art because He knew that sooner or later they all walk away from us, and this way, at least there's some consolation.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by bullmoose
God created the female @ss as a work of art because He knew that sooner or later they all walk away from us, and this way, at least there's some consolation.
The Tao of Bullmoose; rock on dude! :rockon:
 

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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! :crackup: The right gets me hot :crackup:
u dont know, you dont know what you are missing.
 
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