"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Borgon
How does this post seek to make a better dj out of anyone?
This isn't anything more than good ol'fashioned male bonding. Set back and enjoy it... We are all comrades in arms; legs, t1ts and @ss... ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Face always comes first, who cares if she has a fat ass but a face that only a mother could love.

2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
 

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the left elbow.
 

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I like 'em tall, but mainly it's a whole package thing.

I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".

What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness :)
4) Complexion
 

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God created the female @ss as a work of art because He knew that sooner or later they all walk away from us, and this way, at least there's some consolation.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by bullmoose
God created the female @ss as a work of art because He knew that sooner or later they all walk away from us, and this way, at least there's some consolation.
The Tao of Bullmoose; rock on dude! :rockon:
 

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Originally posted by qweretyuiopas
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! :crackup: The right gets me hot :crackup:
u dont know, you dont know what you are missing.
 
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