Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
This isn't anything more than good ol'fashioned male bonding. Set back and enjoy it... We are all comrades in arms; legs, t1ts and @ss...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Favourite lady part
- Thread starter johnmich
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
The Face always comes first, who cares if she has a fat ass but a face that only a mother could love.
2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
2. Booty
3. Breasts
4. Legs
5. Feet
LongDrinkofWater
Senior Don Juan
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I like 'em tall, but mainly it's a whole package thing.
I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".
What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness
4) Complexion
I'll list my biggest turn-offs first:
1) A gut.
2) Crooked/unsightly teeth.
3) General appearance that conveys "I don't take care of myself".
What I look for is:
1) Nice smile
2) Flat stomach
3) Perkiness
4) Complexion
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
guitaronfire411
Senior Don Juan
Ass. So damn sexy.
qweretyuiopas
Master Don Juan
HAHAHAHHAHAHA! :crackup: The right gets me hot :crackup:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
The Tao of Bullmoose; rock on dude! :rockon: