"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
Piranha, i think I found your boy
is this your favorite?
http://images.wikia.com/kirby/en/images/thumb/b/ba/Fattywhale.jpg/800px-Fattywhale.jpg
he's one of my favorite bosses lol
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
The supermutant who would be your friend in Fallout 3.
Pretty much the whole cast of Planescape: Torment.
Admiral Towlyn from Wing Commander (played by Malcolm McDowell)
Sure there are others, but this is what comes to mind.
KontrollerX
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Pious Augustus.
He's the Skeleton character in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n1xQ_ef5Y
Well actually Pious is tied with The Pint Sized Slasher shown in this video for me heh heh...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Desert Fox
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Click the scales underneath the nameArakune said:and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.