Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
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- Thread starter Arakune
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
Piranha, i think I found your boy
is this your favorite?
http://images.wikia.com/kirby/en/images/thumb/b/ba/Fattywhale.jpg/800px-Fattywhale.jpg
he's one of my favorite bosses lol
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
The supermutant who would be your friend in Fallout 3.
Pretty much the whole cast of Planescape: Torment.
Admiral Towlyn from Wing Commander (played by Malcolm McDowell)
Sure there are others, but this is what comes to mind.
KontrollerX
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Pious Augustus.
He's the Skeleton character in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n1xQ_ef5Y
Well actually Pious is tied with The Pint Sized Slasher shown in this video for me heh heh...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Click the scales underneath the nameArakune said:and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.