"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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- Thread starter Arakune
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
Piranha, i think I found your boy
is this your favorite?
http://images.wikia.com/kirby/en/images/thumb/b/ba/Fattywhale.jpg/800px-Fattywhale.jpg
he's one of my favorite bosses lol
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
The supermutant who would be your friend in Fallout 3.
Pretty much the whole cast of Planescape: Torment.
Admiral Towlyn from Wing Commander (played by Malcolm McDowell)
Sure there are others, but this is what comes to mind.
KontrollerX
Master Don Juan
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Pious Augustus.
He's the Skeleton character in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n1xQ_ef5Y
Well actually Pious is tied with The Pint Sized Slasher shown in this video for me heh heh...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Desert Fox
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Maxtro
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Click the scales underneath the nameArakune said:and how do you give rep points? I wanna give you a positive one
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.