"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Favorite DJ Guru (posters)?

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There are many great DJ Gurus, many of whom contributed to the DJ Bible we have today. List your favorites!

My favorites are:

Senor Fingerz
Anti-Dump
Pook
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The best DJ i've ever met is my father. Met my mother when he was 19. He kept dating multiple girls till he was 32 and all this time he kept f@#ng my mother. In the end, he chose HER and stayed monogamous till today (he's 58).
 

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Originally posted by Gpaq
The best DJ i've ever met is my father. Met my mother when he was 19. He kept dating multiple girls till he was 32 and all this time he kept f@#ng my mother. In the end, he chose HER and stayed monogamous till today (he's 58).
Did your father pass any knowledge to you? or did he keep it to himself?
 

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He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes your life more joyfull.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Gpaq
He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes can make your life more joyfull.
So what lead you to this site, when you have a good role model at home?
 

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Originally posted by Gpaq
He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes can make your life more joyfull.
Good tips, but I can't totally agree with the 2nd one. The mother of your child can turn out to be a total dush bag, I've seen it happen.
 
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