"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Favorite DJ Guru (posters)?

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There are many great DJ Gurus, many of whom contributed to the DJ Bible we have today. List your favorites!

My favorites are:

Senor Fingerz
Anti-Dump
Pook
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The best DJ i've ever met is my father. Met my mother when he was 19. He kept dating multiple girls till he was 32 and all this time he kept f@#ng my mother. In the end, he chose HER and stayed monogamous till today (he's 58).
 

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Originally posted by Gpaq
The best DJ i've ever met is my father. Met my mother when he was 19. He kept dating multiple girls till he was 32 and all this time he kept f@#ng my mother. In the end, he chose HER and stayed monogamous till today (he's 58).
Did your father pass any knowledge to you? or did he keep it to himself?
 

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He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes your life more joyfull.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Gpaq
He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes can make your life more joyfull.
So what lead you to this site, when you have a good role model at home?
 

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Originally posted by Gpaq
He did not give me any advice on specific situations. He basically told me 3 things:
- Meet, enjoy and be loved by as many women you want. When it's time for you to settle down, keep your pennis to your pants and chose the one that gave you the best time.
- The only woman that deserves your true love and devotion is the mother of your child.
- You don't need a woman's company. What you need is the way a great woman makes can make your life more joyfull.
Good tips, but I can't totally agree with the 2nd one. The mother of your child can turn out to be a total dush bag, I've seen it happen.
 
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