"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fat people need love too

diplomatic_lies

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Are you a fat person? Are your healthy friends rejecting you? Want to hang out with some of your species?

From New York to Dallas to Melbourne, experience the glamour! Gain acceptance! Don't bother being healthy and losing the weight - find people who'll accept you for the stupid idiot you are!

Join Fat Pride! It's just like gay pride, except they don't have anal sex (you wouldn't know where to stick it).

http://fatpride.meetup.com/
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Caesar20

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yeah, after gay pride parades and "proud to be masturbating" thats going on somewhere (SF?) there's this now.

Fat people are people too!!!!:)
 

spider_007

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im just gona bite my tung:D It would suck if i got fat, 10 years down the road.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Luveno

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Fat people should die

Guess what!?
God or whatever diety of your choice was listening to you! Fat people die a lot earlier than thin, in-shape, people due to cardiovascular disease (the leading killer in north america) and diabetes.
 

undesputable

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NO gay pride....NO fat chicks
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Climax

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All i have to say is: :rolleyes: and :eek:










































:crackup:
 

splinterkb

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I don't think I could live with myself if I was fat. I would feel guilty and work it all off.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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i used to be fat, and getting worse till i was 13 or so, at that point i weight 11 stone and was shorter then average. I fixed myself up, lost 2 and a half stone im 17 and weight the same amount as i did then but obviously i did grow a lot in 4 years and i got a lot more muscle! now i am in good shape lower body fat % then normal although i want to lower it further to get a well defined 6 pack rather then this thing i can hardly call a 6 pack.
 
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