"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diplomatic_lies

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Are you a fat person? Are your healthy friends rejecting you? Want to hang out with some of your species?

From New York to Dallas to Melbourne, experience the glamour! Gain acceptance! Don't bother being healthy and losing the weight - find people who'll accept you for the stupid idiot you are!

Join Fat Pride! It's just like gay pride, except they don't have anal sex (you wouldn't know where to stick it).

http://fatpride.meetup.com/
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Caesar20

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yeah, after gay pride parades and "proud to be masturbating" thats going on somewhere (SF?) there's this now.

Fat people are people too!!!!:)
 
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spider_007

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im just gona bite my tung:D It would suck if i got fat, 10 years down the road.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Fat people should die
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Guess what!?
God or whatever diety of your choice was listening to you! Fat people die a lot earlier than thin, in-shape, people due to cardiovascular disease (the leading killer in north america) and diabetes.
 
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NO gay pride....NO fat chicks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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All i have to say is: :rolleyes: and :eek:










































:crackup:
 
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I don't think I could live with myself if I was fat. I would feel guilty and work it all off.
 
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i used to be fat, and getting worse till i was 13 or so, at that point i weight 11 stone and was shorter then average. I fixed myself up, lost 2 and a half stone im 17 and weight the same amount as i did then but obviously i did grow a lot in 4 years and i got a lot more muscle! now i am in good shape lower body fat % then normal although i want to lower it further to get a well defined 6 pack rather then this thing i can hardly call a 6 pack.
 
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