"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fat people need love too

diplomatic_lies

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Are you a fat person? Are your healthy friends rejecting you? Want to hang out with some of your species?

From New York to Dallas to Melbourne, experience the glamour! Gain acceptance! Don't bother being healthy and losing the weight - find people who'll accept you for the stupid idiot you are!

Join Fat Pride! It's just like gay pride, except they don't have anal sex (you wouldn't know where to stick it).

http://fatpride.meetup.com/
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Caesar20

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yeah, after gay pride parades and "proud to be masturbating" thats going on somewhere (SF?) there's this now.

Fat people are people too!!!!:)
 

spider_007

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im just gona bite my tung:D It would suck if i got fat, 10 years down the road.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Luveno

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
Fat people should die

Guess what!?
God or whatever diety of your choice was listening to you! Fat people die a lot earlier than thin, in-shape, people due to cardiovascular disease (the leading killer in north america) and diabetes.
 

undesputable

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NO gay pride....NO fat chicks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Climax

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All i have to say is: :rolleyes: and :eek:










































:crackup:
 

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I don't think I could live with myself if I was fat. I would feel guilty and work it all off.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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i used to be fat, and getting worse till i was 13 or so, at that point i weight 11 stone and was shorter then average. I fixed myself up, lost 2 and a half stone im 17 and weight the same amount as i did then but obviously i did grow a lot in 4 years and i got a lot more muscle! now i am in good shape lower body fat % then normal although i want to lower it further to get a well defined 6 pack rather then this thing i can hardly call a 6 pack.
 
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