"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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farted while picking up =S

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mum dragged me along shopping with my little cousin at supre a girls shop and this cute young girl asked my sister if she needed a hand and me being the ****y and funny beast i am said she could help me pick a miniskirt for myself so she played along with it and showed me all the miniskirts they had in stock and it was going great when i did the worst protein fart ever and im sure she could smell it i got so embarrassed and ejected as fast as i could =( ever happend to any1 else?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !
 
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At least she knows you couldn't possibly think that your shiit doesn't stink.



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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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L M F A O :crackup:
 
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lmao THIS thread is the reason we have this site lol
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Should've flipped the script!...but think about it... that was probably the worse it'll ever get when barely meeting a women.
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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Haha I can't type properly I'm still laughing so hard. I love these little stories of peoples approaches going terribly terribly wrong because of an embarrassment factor. As long as the OP can still laugh about it later It's great.
 
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LOL

Dude, chicks love it :p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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