"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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farted while picking up =S

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mum dragged me along shopping with my little cousin at supre a girls shop and this cute young girl asked my sister if she needed a hand and me being the ****y and funny beast i am said she could help me pick a miniskirt for myself so she played along with it and showed me all the miniskirts they had in stock and it was going great when i did the worst protein fart ever and im sure she could smell it i got so embarrassed and ejected as fast as i could =( ever happend to any1 else?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !
 
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At least she knows you couldn't possibly think that your shiit doesn't stink.



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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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L M F A O :crackup:
 
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lmao THIS thread is the reason we have this site lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Should've flipped the script!...but think about it... that was probably the worse it'll ever get when barely meeting a women.
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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Haha I can't type properly I'm still laughing so hard. I love these little stories of peoples approaches going terribly terribly wrong because of an embarrassment factor. As long as the OP can still laugh about it later It's great.
 
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LOL

Dude, chicks love it :p
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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