“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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farted while picking up =S

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mum dragged me along shopping with my little cousin at supre a girls shop and this cute young girl asked my sister if she needed a hand and me being the ****y and funny beast i am said she could help me pick a miniskirt for myself so she played along with it and showed me all the miniskirts they had in stock and it was going great when i did the worst protein fart ever and im sure she could smell it i got so embarrassed and ejected as fast as i could =( ever happend to any1 else?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !
 
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At least she knows you couldn't possibly think that your shiit doesn't stink.



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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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L M F A O :crackup:
 
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lmao THIS thread is the reason we have this site lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Should've flipped the script!...but think about it... that was probably the worse it'll ever get when barely meeting a women.
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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Haha I can't type properly I'm still laughing so hard. I love these little stories of peoples approaches going terribly terribly wrong because of an embarrassment factor. As long as the OP can still laugh about it later It's great.
 
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LOL

Dude, chicks love it :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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