"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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farted while picking up =S

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mum dragged me along shopping with my little cousin at supre a girls shop and this cute young girl asked my sister if she needed a hand and me being the ****y and funny beast i am said she could help me pick a miniskirt for myself so she played along with it and showed me all the miniskirts they had in stock and it was going great when i did the worst protein fart ever and im sure she could smell it i got so embarrassed and ejected as fast as i could =( ever happend to any1 else?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !
 
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At least she knows you couldn't possibly think that your shiit doesn't stink.



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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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L M F A O :crackup:
 
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lmao THIS thread is the reason we have this site lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should've flipped the script!...but think about it... that was probably the worse it'll ever get when barely meeting a women.
 
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ducaro said:
Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...
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Haha I can't type properly I'm still laughing so hard. I love these little stories of peoples approaches going terribly terribly wrong because of an embarrassment factor. As long as the OP can still laugh about it later It's great.
 
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LOL

Dude, chicks love it :p
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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