"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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After reading the "Newbie Dumba$$es" thread, I've been inspired to create a list.

A list of situations and the optimal response. These are general, and there are specific cases for some, but this is again, general.


How Do I Know If She Likes Me? Read the bible. Judge Body Language. Hang out with the broad and put a move on her.

How Do I Get This Girl Back? By doing the exact same sh*t you did to get her in the first place. I'm betting you didn't confess your undying emotions for her then. Why should you now? Again, read the bible.

How Do I Get Over Her? You get over one by getting on another. Simple.

How Should I Handle This Situation? With confidence and poise. Whatever you do, do it with style and grace. Don't let her take advantage of you. Be smart, charming, confident and firm. All this after you read the Bible.

What should I have said? Whatever the hell you wanted to. Read the Bible on conversation techniques, cold approaches, whatever. Contact one of the more, suave, members of this forum if they offer. Don't post a pointless thread like the 100's we've seen already.

She says she wants to be with me, but...: If there is a BUT, then you need to fix it. Excuses are retarded. Pointless. Just a reason for you to not do something. If the excuse is being made by her, call her out on it. Then move on. If it's being made by you. Fix it.


Anything else I need to address? PM me or post it on here.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I don't know how to..
Read the damned bible.

She was interested, but then all of a sudden she turned cold
Slap yourself, and figure out why she went cold. Was it something you did, did the situation change, perhaps you're overlooking, misread her or something.
 

WhAcKeD!

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What does she think about me, should I be thinking about her? What is she doing right now? I bet she is with some other guy...

Calm the fvck down. The only person you have control over is yourself. Never think about what the girl is doing at any certain moment, instead focus on your goals and desires. Sit down and set a plan for yourself. Write a list of what you want to achieve and go out and start at it. Girls are secondary, your life is primary.

Read the bible.
 

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What if she liked me, but i said i liked her, then she said she didnt like me, then i still liked her, and wanted her to like me?

A)
grow a pair
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Skilla_Staz

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Indeed. Reading the bible is the first step. Gives you some guidance. The only way to get better, however, is to do the sh*t that you read about.
 

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I feel like bringing this one back up.
 

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haha sounds like a plan. Anything we can to get these type of questions out of here. I'm tired of clicking on an article, expecting to find a decent question or comment...instead I find

"How do I talk to her"
 

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Ha I like it
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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