"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facebook idiot has no likes on his wall.

TheLoner

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Will I look like an idiot if I continue to keep posting
to my wall and get no likes?

Would you stop posting if you get no likes?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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playa99

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The problem is your posting to get likes, post things you find interesting, if people also find them interesting, they will like it!



And your putting to much emphasis on Facebook anyway, get out there, talk to people and interact, simples !
 

expos

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Don't post crap every week.

I post something like every 3 months - so whenever I post something, people are "interested" in what I have to say because I'm not in everyone's face all day like a lot of the people I'm "friends" with.

I lurk mostly...and "like" and comment on other people's updates when I feel the need to say something of value every so often. I do the chat and PM often, however.
 

switch

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this tip is from the book "forever alone: secrets to a hermit-celibate life "

make another FB account and start liking your wall on your real account


have fun GPSshi...i mean theloner!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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TheLoner

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How come some people post pictures of their pets,

cats and dogs,

and get 50 likes?
 

plate's_empty

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just post a picture of your Dong. That should get some likes. Even if it's small it's ok, you'll get some lol's.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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TheLoner

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plate's_empty said:
just post a picture of your Dong. That should get some likes. Even if it's small it's ok, you'll get some lol's.
wow, and you are 35??
 

TheStig

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I don't understand how anyone can take TheLoner seriously...he is a colossal troll
 

Groovy

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TheLoner said:
I can't believe people's pets are more important than me.

It's just not fair.
Dude have u heard urself talk bro? HAHAHAHA you sound like an L-O-O-S-E-R to me no offense... I looked at ur started threads and I saw a bunch of the same old facebook posts... You need to get a life this is starting to get serious. Who in the world even uses facebook anymore? :D HAHAHAHAHA.

TheStig said:
I don't understand how anyone can take TheLoner seriously...he is a colossal troll
Oh here comes another one, what are you the troll expert? You shouldn't make fun of people, some guys just have problems, the most you can do is try to help them out... Capisce?
 
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