"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log

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Congratulations on breakingR mate.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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solid squat session, good to see you keeping consistent ;)
 

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^ thanks
sunday

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klokoves
45X3X6

deads
80X1X10
100X1X5
110X1X5
115X1
110X1X2
80X2

bench
50X10
70X3X3
80X1X12
85X1
90Xfail
80X1X3
50X5X3

neck
14X6X3 each side
 

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squats 5X4X70
military press 3X10X50
shrugs 10X5X80
biceps 5X2X30

25 mins

ive been going to the gym regularly but didnt have the time to post them here
anyway ,today,my friends,my hope in humanity took another major blow.
i enter the gym,and voila!! my bastion in a sh!tty gym ,the squat rack was being used as a cloth hangar!!
when i saw it i was like :"what is this horsesh!t?"

some fawking fat-fvck ,had hung his fawking clothes on the rack via a hangar,so i just grabbed hold of that and threw it outta the window
fvck him,.asshat.

im the only one who is squatting at parallel or ATG, also the onlt person who deadlifts, does dips, chins, rack pulls ,BTN and the military press
other day i was using a machine to hit my neck, which apparently looked like a freak show to the onlookers because they have never seen....fawk it.i gotta piss.

considering to buy/make my own rack in the garden and save myself from the retardation of the human species

http://img4.wfrcdn.com/lf/49/hash/7802/2776863/1/Valor-Athletics-BD-7-Power-Rack-with-Lat-Pull.jpg
squat rack

http://www.3dcadbrowser.com/th/1/63/63054.jpg
clothes rack

http://i.qkme.me/35fupr.jpg
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Don't worry about others switch, keep improving YOU! I do know what you mean though! Keep up the good work.
 

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Krueg said:
Don't worry about others switch, keep improving YOU! I do know what you mean though! Keep up the good work.
thanks a lot man,really appreciate the support.especially since all the people around me keep shouting "STAHP, STAHP lifting!!! you will catch AIDS! STAHP!"

today was deadlift day

80X1 X10
100X1X5
110X1X4
115X1
120X1 kg PR :cheer:
130 kgX1 (~290lbs) PR :cheer:
120X1
115X1
110X1X3
100X1
80X1
biceps
vertical jumps

40 mins
 

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Krueg said:
Don't worry about others switch, keep improving YOU! I do know what you mean though! Keep up the good work.
Pretty much. Look to others for inspiration and motivation, but only worry about your own progress.

switch said:
thanks a lot man,really appreciate the support.especially since all the people around me keep shouting "STAHP, STAHP lifting!!! you will catch AIDS! STAHP!"
Are they mentally ill?
 

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Man I really feel for ya switch, considering all the dumbassery you've gotta deal with, way to push on
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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TheStig said:
Man I really feel for ya switch, considering all the dumbassery you've gotta deal with, way to push on
YET another dumbass asked me the same effing question today ..... i controlled my temper and asked him to "get an anal examination from the fat gym bunny."

yes the gym bunny at my gym is FAT.how can a trainer be fat? lol :crackup:

i tried to do as much triples as possible

bench
75X3X15

curls
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30 mins
The traps are coming along nicely. :rockon:
 

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switch said:
YET another dumbass asked me the same effing question today ..... i controlled my temper and asked him to "get an anal examination from the fat gym bunny."

yes the gym bunny at my gym is FAT.how can a trainer be fat? lol :crackup:
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the MANAGER of my gym is fat!:eek:

good work on the triples - Ive started on those myself :up:
 

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Traps and Tri's for guys! :D
 

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guys get this, some woman was arguing with me yesterday, and she was quoting TV shows to prove her point....LMAO
the level of retardation on this planet is just.....idk...... huge,i wonder if it has always been like this or its a recent turn of events.....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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switch said:
guys get this, some woman was arguing with me yesterday, and she was quoting TV shows to prove her point....LMAO
the level of retardation on this planet is just.....idk...... huge,i wonder if it has always been like this or its a recent turn of events.....
Could you lay out the scenario? I'm curious now
 

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lol goes like this
switch minding his own business at work when a retarded convo starts to pick up between two women.
broad 1: oh no we pronounce dissection as "dysection"
broad 2: but the correct pronounciation is deesection
broad 1: no in gray's anatomy they say dysection

now we obviously see that they are both right because there is a difference between british and american accents.but being broads who dont read a single line outside of work,they didnt know that.

switch: there are two different ways to pronounce the word
^ the above comment turned into a sh!tstorm of a convo with both b!tches quoting TV shows to prove im wrong.tv shows.....i havent watched tv since highschool so i cant identify the shows they were talking about.i have heard about gray anatomy and jersey shore....but dont know what they are.

anyway all this time i was thinking that these broads havent read a single book in their lives and all their info comes from the Television.....no wonder they are retarded.

anyway after 10 mins of non-stop retardation ,my fellow co-worker saved my ears and got me outta there,

i think TV makes people retarded.
http://willblogforfood.typepad.com/will_blog_for_food/images/2007/12/08/farnsworth1.jpg
^fvck this guy. as$hole.
 

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50X3X10

shrugs
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small circuit
15 push ups
20 sit ups
3 chins
only 1 set.first time i did a circuit and i was dying.will gradually increase the sets.

cardio , 0.5km, i eventually have to increase it to 3km.
 

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good stuff man -keep at it :up:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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