"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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F*ck you wheelchair ,lifting log

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Purefilth said:
100KG!! Yeah boii - much respest.

You know how many people cant even lift 80?

Good work.
thanks a lot man.
TheStig said:
Good job on the PR man! 2 plates on each side is a milestone!
well thats where the journey stops till i get a powerlifting coach :(
Social_Leper said:
Congrats on the 100kg milestone. Seriously impressive. You're hitting dragonball z territory right there. :rockon:
lol super sayan!! :rockon:

Krueg said:
220 Bench! nice job switch!
thanks a lot,bench will be the only lift im going to keep working on from now on
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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thursday bench

50X8X3
60X5
70X8
80X4(new rep PR)
80X4
70X8X2

i was really depressed so i just came back to the crib.

****ing depressed

friday squats

50X8X2
60X8
70X3
70X2
80X5X3

kickbacks
chins
shrugs
again depressed,and well im going to rest for a while, since my depression is getting worst and i cant do jacksh!t, i cant even talk so fvck it
 

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Whats going on switch? Why you depressed all the time?

Good Job hitting that rep PR BTW!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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thursday
Squats
50x5
80x3
80x2
80x2
110kgs x 1 fvck yeah :cheer:
^new PR
80x3
Dips 5 sets
Chins 3 sets
Lat downs 5 sets

30 mins
i forgot to tell someone to take a photo...oh well,monday it is then. bet i could even lift 120 kgs., since i was in "the zone" lol.i got sorelegs for the first time.
 
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Good work, your starting to turn into a PR Freak! :D
 

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Krueg said:
Good work, your starting to turn into a PR Freak! :D
yeah thanks ! im going to do a military press PR tomorrow,going for 70kgs (154lbs) so we'll see what will happen.

ive found out that a PR really depends on neuromuscular potentiation rather than actual muscular development .
 

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Yup, you got that right. PRs are much more mental than physical, everything has to be just right.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sunday
strict press
45x5
45X5
45x3
45X3
45X3
55X3 new PR :cheer:
55X3
55X2
55X2
55X1
45X3
45X3
45X3

shrugs
75X5 X 6

chins 10 sets
dips 3 sets -i got some pain in the shoulder girdle so called it a day
 

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Another solid training day! I'm gonna quote Arnold on this one. "The body is important, but the mind is even more important.." You did what you said you were gonna do!
 

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tuesday rack pulls

50X8
80X10
100kg X 5
110X5
80X5
my calluses got peeled off and started to bleed

single handed rack pulls(R- hand)
50X5 (felt light ,think i can do 80kgs)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i killed that pain off with some pain killers and im back in action
rack pulls
80X10
100X3
110X5
140 X FAIL
140X FAIL
110X2
100X5
80X5
50X3
shrugs
80X5X6

triceps pull overs
30 kgX5X6

chins
8 sets to failure
 

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saturday bench

50X8X2
70X5
80X3
80X2
80x1
100Xfail
90X1
90X2
80X3
80X3

shrugs
80X30
100X12

klokov press 50X5X3
farmer's walk 60, 4tmes around the gym
 

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bradd80 said:
yo switch, just wondering if your mood improved.. if not i'm surprised all this exercise hasn't improved it have you tried seeing a doctor?
hi man, thanks for the support.yeah i got an appointment with a shrink this week , so i have to talk with her and see what will happen.

im just frustrated i guess, not sexually but in ,how should i put this....im frustrated with my life,ill be graduating soon and well i have no direction or idea of what to do...

my profession is boring as sh!t, we have the 2nd highest rates of suicide amongst professionals in north america so yeah its boring.
my friends are fine for now because they have the typical dreams (family , disney wife, mercedez benz etc0.

i on the other hand well....have no plans, apart from trying to squeeze my ass into another boring as fvck stream -orthodontics....

also im alone. my friends are either busy with family or finding a fat wife(understandable) or douchebags (only a few).
my dad has never failed to ridicule me and continues to do so,just like 10 years ago when he started by calling me "micro-penis" ,
I , call him "nelson" for obvious reasons..... mom is depressed due to sh!t.

one night stands are just pointless,im jgoing thru the motions, doing a chore, satisfying some girl who I KNOW is slvttier than a toothless mexican *****

sometimes im like "ill just start a relationship with this 4 or 3 or 2" but then i know i can do WAY better,also i know that if i start something with a 4 or 3 ,im gonna end up cheating or dumping them and i dont wanna break anyone's heart (awww see? switch is human afterall and not a misogynist bot gaylan accuses me of.....)

i dont know ,a relationship with a 3? or should i just grind it for another 2 years till i can leave this place......?? a relationship can help me but on the other hand i dont want distractions.....or my conscious driving me to *gasp* wife up a 3 -----*getting seizures from that line * -_____-
...what will my friends think if i date a 3?
 

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4 week program to change my look.
right now i look like a machop,ive seen some weights but still lift less than a girl.time to evolve to machoke :box:
there are two types of days
faggot day- light,hypertrophy range
strength day - strength training (tues, thurs , saturday)

monday -faggot day (light day)

klokov press
45kgs X 3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X3
45X4

shrugs
100kg X 8 X6

triceps pull overs
30 kgs 5X6 (i should let a lorry ram my ass, 30kgs is pathetic)

chins 3 sets

sore from klokoves
tomorrow will be zercher squats +dips,chins and shrugs.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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