EXAMPLES OF ****Y + FUNNY

[jlazz]

All of these are priceless...I used to be able to make lines like these on the spot..then after I got a girlfriend my game drifted away - I NEED TO GET IT BACK...it made socializing entertaining.

 

[Gubby]

If they don't like something about you:

"I do it to keep the girls off me a little. Otherwise they'd overwhelm me".

"Come oon, can't you think of a better excuse to hide the fact that you're FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME?"


Ah yeah, and that one which goes: "I really like you"-"I like me too" -- my more evil version:

*Looks into her eyes dramatically* Me too... In fact.. I think it would be safe to say, I love....
...
...ME. (The more melodrama the better. The idea is to get them all emotional about the possibility you might love them and then bring them down to earth with a bump. But you'd have to be a good actor..)




...You can't go over the top with C&F. If it gets a bad reaction, chances are it's not funny enough (i.e. just being an *******). But the whole mindset behind C&F is that you DON'T REALLY CARE about what they think.

 

[Ace of Flames]

if she's doing her makeup in front of you:

"aww, you're getting all pretty just for me, how sweet..."

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

I stumbled across this thread reading the Don Juan Bible, and thought of something that might work when going for the phone number. Do note, this is my first attempt at C&F, so don't expect too much. Anyway, here goes...

Me: I have a present for you.

Her: Oh, really?

Me: *hands her a pen and paper* Only thing I'll ask for in return is your telephone number.

 

[snowbert]

A girl grabbed the cap of my friend and put it on her head.
I said: 'Wow, that's very sexy!'
She:'Thank you'
I:'I didn't mean you'

and everybody laughed at her :crackup:

edit: Im pretty new to this concept, what I noticed was, when I continued being playfully etc, she called me a hunk and handsome.... im pretty ugly actually.. but i like what she said

 

[Raikojo17]

lol, i love doing this stuff, but dont some of the CF lines on her sound more like jokes than conversation

 

[MilanoRedDC5]

A quick ice breaker for class...

Girl sits quietly.

DJ: So how long is it going to take you to spark some stimulating conversation with me?
HB: Huh?
DJ: You can't exactly take me out until I get to know you..
HB: lol he hee (or whatever the hell she might say)
DJ: *Put out your hand and introduce yourself.* I'm Payne.
HB: I'm hot *****. lol

I've got others, just throwin' one out there for now.

-Payne

EDIT: Apologies for waking a dead thread!

 

[Lust]

All right, I don't know if this really is C+F, but I'll write them anyway..

I was in this kinda loooong conversation with a girl I've seen a lot of times before but never talked to, and for some reason we were currently talking about dogs (we both have a dog).

Me: What race is it?
Her: I don't really know..
Me: Describe it then..
Her: Right, it's really really cute, muscular, not fat, and its size is just about perfect. You know, it's perfect!
Me: Sounds just like a description of my dog! Or, for that sake, like me..

The last bold part is what I consider C+F (if it is.. I am a newbie).
I am Norwegian, so the conversation didn't go exactly like that, but that's the most accurate translation I can come up with.

It's a good start, but not ****y enough and not funny enough.

I have the tendancy of yelling out "Hey! STOP CHECKING ME OUT" whenever i catch eye contact with a chick, especially at the beach, and i go there a lot.

Makes you look very alpha and very confident.

 

[youknowtherest]

This morning, a cute barista at Starbucks knocked over a stack of cup lids right as I walked up to her register. "I'm sorry," she said, obviously flustered, trying to scoop them up and stack them.

"It's okay," I said, "I have that effect on a lot of women."

She AND the girl at the next register blushed bright red. I just smiled. I'll ask her for her number tomorrow. Or maybe this afternoon, when it's slower.

 

[Charm&Style]

if she's doing her makeup in front of you:

"aww, you're getting all pretty just for me, how sweet..."

or you can say

"wtf i waited an hour for you to put your face on at home, and now your putting another one on in my car(or where ever your at).."

"make sure the face your putting on now looks better than the one you had on before"

 

[Charm&Style]

It's a good start, but not ****y enough and not funny enough.

I have the tendancy of yelling out "Hey! STOP CHECKING ME OUT" whenever i catch eye contact with a chick, especially at the beach, and i go there a lot.

Makes you look very alpha and very confident.

thats wack...youll get a lot of wtf looks and replies.

anyways for peter whose talking about dawgs with the girl...you couldve easily said "the things you described are pretty similiar to my dog (look down at your crotch) "

its ok though, your learning.

 

[Charm]

Here is a field tested one in response to a question:

Her: Ever seen the movie bound?
Me: Is it a porn?
Her: No, not a porn
Me: If its not the porn version, I haven't seen it.
Her: (Laughs)

 

[Subtext]

a quickie that worked today:
she: blah blah
me: you know, you're kinda cute sometimes
she:awww
me: but other times, you're just retarded.
she: fake indignation
me: and right now you're showing heavy signs of down syndrome

 

[Charm&Style]

a quickie that worked today:
she: blah blah
me: you know, you're kinda cute sometimes
she:awww
me: but other times, you're just retarded.
she: fake indignation
me: and right now you're showing heavy signs of down syndrome

:crackup: ive used something close to this...works all the time :kick:


today i was at work, bored as usual, watching some flix on youtube when these two hot chicks walk in.

conversation starts imediatly and in the middle of it i told one of the chicks, who looked like a clone to kathrine zeta jones,

"you know what celebrity you look like"
her: haha yes ive been told many times...Kathrine zeta jones..
me: huh? no..you look like Borat
me: Haaaaaaaaai Faaaaaaaaaive!

she was rolling on the floor laughing for a good 5 minutes, i had to tell her to leave cuz either she buys some mothafvcking granite from me or she could go laugh outside the store...:trouble:

now i wish i wouldve banged her behind my store(father's store) especially since i was alone there today.

yup...boo friggidy doo

 

[knglerxt]

Most people on this site are full of *hit. This "****y+funny" routine sounds so fake. I can't believe most girls fall for this crap.

 

[vagrant]

Most people on this site are full of *hit. This "****y+funny" routine sounds so fake. I can't believe most girls fall for this crap.

no they do and that's the sad part...

 

[Charm&Style]

****y and funny is based 90% on presentation...u deliver it rite and uve won.

 

[FM 3321]

Most people on this site are full of *hit. This "****y+funny" routine sounds so fake. I can't believe most girls fall for this crap.

Haha...you gotta remember that this is all about FUN!!! Girls just wanna have fun and the examples in this thread are great.

 

[gsxtreme1987]

these a re all great...

What would be sum things C & F things to say to a girl when she says "I'm bored" .

Girls call me randomly and say im bored.. and i usually just say.. me 2 or something lame..

need some ideas thanx

 

[Doe Boii]

Try this if you see a open seat next to a girl

"Can I sit here" *yes* "Wait, are you SURE you wont get too horny if I sit next to you??"

Or for a different situation
"How does it feel to be out with a handsome bloke like me??"

Yea you could say that, but when I tried the girl tried to rag on me saying "But you're not that cute"...she thought i was cute, but she was flipping my game on me to play around w/ me and break my game down, what is a good response to something like that?