MatureDJ
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Ever notice how post-wall single mommies are always "tired of the games"?
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Lol i was joking.
Unless we were in person looking at each other in the eyes I wouldn't know.
MatureDJ
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The face is definitely masculine, but there seems to be a pretty decent hourglass figure, with hips decently wider than the waist - although I suppose that a tranny could get silicone pumped into the pelvic region. I can't make out whether she has a good rack, although the size of the cropped shirt makes it appear so (and obviously could be fake as well). In my youth, I actually had a 5'1" 105# voluptuous gal (suberb natural cabbageball-sized knockers
) that at least had similar gross dimensions to this (yes, she was a real woman ), so maybe I am projecting a bit, LOL.You're just horny old lady. Brat? More like jewess.
It's just a tragically ugly woman. Her face looked better than that 20 years ago. She probably smokes cigarettes, drank to much and dabbled in drugs so her face is beat.The face is definitely masculine, but there seems to be a pretty decent hourglass figure, with hips decently wider than the waist - although I suppose that a tranny could get silicone pumped into the pelvic region. I can't make out whether she has a good rack, although the size of the cropped shirt makes it appear so (and obviously could be fake as well). In my youth, I actually had a 5'1" 105# voluptuous gal (suberb natural cabbageball-sized knockers
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
So are you saying you wouldn't tongue her balloon knot?
I am still taking applications for sugar mamas btw.