"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Have you ever had a chick leave you or you got rid of them and found out they were getting married down the line or were with someone else and you were GLAD they'd never be coming back around?


I find it better they find someone else as it means I don't have to hear from or deal with them anymore. (Not that I'd bother answering them in any way regardless) Especially if they were a problem to begin with.

I've had one chick I'd gotten rid of who'd wanted to get married to me a while back and had two incidents (one was the final) that got back to me "conveniently" through the sour-grapevine and I can assure you I was happy as hell she was gone-zo for GOOD! :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The411 said:
I can assure you I was happy as hell she was gone-zo for GOOD! :up:
so much so that you couldn't stop yourself from bringing her up and making a thread about her. :whistle:
 

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so let me get this strizzzystr8 right hur. You have no feelings for this woman, glad shes getting married, and yet you make a thread about her that shows that she conjures up feelings inside you. Interesting how the mind works isnt it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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JohnChops said:
so let me get this strizzzystr8 right hur. You have no feelings for this woman, glad shes getting married, and yet you make a thread about her that shows that she conjures up feelings inside you. Interesting how the mind works isnt it?
LMAO.

Nah dude. Just a different topic than the normal BS.

It was a long time ago now. Just an example of actually being glad someone left, you dropped them, they got married etc. rather than "wondering what went wrong" "if getting rid of them was or wasn't a mistake" like the majority of breakup topics on SS seem to be.

Let's not all fly off the handle! hahaha
 
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