"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The411

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Have you ever had a chick leave you or you got rid of them and found out they were getting married down the line or were with someone else and you were GLAD they'd never be coming back around?


I find it better they find someone else as it means I don't have to hear from or deal with them anymore. (Not that I'd bother answering them in any way regardless) Especially if they were a problem to begin with.

I've had one chick I'd gotten rid of who'd wanted to get married to me a while back and had two incidents (one was the final) that got back to me "conveniently" through the sour-grapevine and I can assure you I was happy as hell she was gone-zo for GOOD! :up:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The411 said:
I can assure you I was happy as hell she was gone-zo for GOOD! :up:
so much so that you couldn't stop yourself from bringing her up and making a thread about her. :whistle:
 

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so let me get this strizzzystr8 right hur. You have no feelings for this woman, glad shes getting married, and yet you make a thread about her that shows that she conjures up feelings inside you. Interesting how the mind works isnt it?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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JohnChops said:
so let me get this strizzzystr8 right hur. You have no feelings for this woman, glad shes getting married, and yet you make a thread about her that shows that she conjures up feelings inside you. Interesting how the mind works isnt it?
LMAO.

Nah dude. Just a different topic than the normal BS.

It was a long time ago now. Just an example of actually being glad someone left, you dropped them, they got married etc. rather than "wondering what went wrong" "if getting rid of them was or wasn't a mistake" like the majority of breakup topics on SS seem to be.

Let's not all fly off the handle! hahaha
 
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