mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Epidemic of BV due to increased promiscuity with lower condom use.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Epidemic of BV
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
lostintime
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Maaaann I had some hoe I used to work with openly brag about this sh*t at work like it was funny. I sh*t you not man. A few months later some new guy made a comment in passing about how STDs are really gross to which she snapped at him "everyone gets them!! It's NO BIG DEAL!"
lol what a crazy wh*ore man. Amazing saleswoman, excuse me *SALESPERSON* though. That b*tch sold a-lot of product..
lol what a crazy wh*ore man. Amazing saleswoman, excuse me *SALESPERSON* though. That b*tch sold a-lot of product..
Mbuckets82
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Was going at it with one chick, she had a dress on and I pulled her panties down. We were against the fridge and it was the most putrid smell. I tried to brush it off but then got another whiff of it, made me want to vomit. So then i asked her, do you have something spoiled in your fridge? Killed my drove.
Fast forward got home and while eating ice cream I wanted to see if the smell was on my fingers...:I dry heaved it was that bad.
Just awful.
Fast forward got home and while eating ice cream I wanted to see if the smell was on my fingers...:I dry heaved it was that bad.
Just awful.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
It can be terrible.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
logicallefty
Moderator
One of the listed causes for bacterial vaginosus is multiple sex partners. Also sex without condoms. I’ve heard that the sperm from the two Chads who blew their loads in there can have a chemical reaction and cause BV. A buddy of mine calls it the “fighting sperm”. He and I met after sharing a common ex and were talking about her stanky snatch.
Lol i wonder if they ignore their own stench due to cognitive dissonance. Ive asked this question to female coworkers. They said every woman is aware of their smell. They are constantly paranoid about it. So woma. With a smelly snatch is purposely in denial.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Soooo...a smelly coochie is red flag now?
Good idea!
Good idea!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Incompatible with their scentSoooo...a smelly coochie is red flag now?
Good idea!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
I myself specialize in amateur gynecology on a charity basis and on demand…
logicallefty
Moderator
Always good to do a little scratch and sniff test on your finger before you eat the taco to make sure the meat is fresh!!
I'll share my technique on this. During foreplay, I'll finger them and then put my hand on her boob afterwards and start licking her nipples but at the same time I'm smelling my finger that was just in her snatch too to see if it's safe or not. It's very slick and covert.
LOL
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Lemme guess, certain scents just don't work with you.I'll share my technique on this. During foreplay, I'll finger them and then put my hand on her boob afterwards and start licking her nipples but at the same time I'm smelling my finger that was just in her snatch too to see if it's safe or not. It's very slick and covert.
RickTheToad
Moderator
You know, medically, this is BS... Right? Yea, multiple sex partners can be a sign, but there are other issues which cause BV. However, sperm can, in theory, lower the php in the vaginal fluid. Thus, in theory, the flora changes and the bad bacteria over takes the good bacteria; which causes that horrid smell. The female then has to take antibotics to kill all of the bacteria and help the body promote good bacteria. It could also be from a sh itty diet, not exercising, not showering, dousing up there, etc.
Not into eating anymore. I've lost the interest. Too much bacteria down there for my mouth's liking. Plus, I do deliveries and see much more than you guys do. Crack head w hores are an interesting bunch in the ER too..
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Yep, nothing will make a man sicker than chowing down on a bad taco from the wrong food truck…
Lmfao
logicallefty
Moderator
I’ve had women ask “How the h3ll can you eat that?” And then later swallow 12oz of my giz and make me ask the same question.. Scientifically speaking giz probably has less bacteria and is more pure but I don’t know that’s not my area of expertise. I just know that I enjoy eating the puzzy quite, quite a lot.
I personally understand your passion. Lust has no boundaries …
That’s what grandma always said.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Just make sure, as you munch, you consider all those lovely bacteria entering your throat. If she had HPV, which 99% of the population does, you can, in theory have a Michael Douglas issue.
RickTheToad
Moderator
You know, it's medically impossible to ejaculate 12 oz of semen after a single climax. Even if you were in the top 5% of ejaculators who have hyperspermia, you'd only be able to ejaculate approx. around .2 - .3 oz max.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.