mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Epidemic of BV due to increased promiscuity with lower condom use.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Epidemic of BV
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
lostintime
Don Juan
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Maaaann I had some hoe I used to work with openly brag about this sh*t at work like it was funny. I sh*t you not man. A few months later some new guy made a comment in passing about how STDs are really gross to which she snapped at him "everyone gets them!! It's NO BIG DEAL!"
lol what a crazy wh*ore man. Amazing saleswoman, excuse me *SALESPERSON* though. That b*tch sold a-lot of product..
lol what a crazy wh*ore man. Amazing saleswoman, excuse me *SALESPERSON* though. That b*tch sold a-lot of product..
Mbuckets82
Don Juan
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Was going at it with one chick, she had a dress on and I pulled her panties down. We were against the fridge and it was the most putrid smell. I tried to brush it off but then got another whiff of it, made me want to vomit. So then i asked her, do you have something spoiled in your fridge? Killed my drove.
Fast forward got home and while eating ice cream I wanted to see if the smell was on my fingers...:I dry heaved it was that bad.
Just awful.
Fast forward got home and while eating ice cream I wanted to see if the smell was on my fingers...:I dry heaved it was that bad.
Just awful.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
It can be terrible.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
logicallefty
Moderator
One of the listed causes for bacterial vaginosus is multiple sex partners. Also sex without condoms. I’ve heard that the sperm from the two Chads who blew their loads in there can have a chemical reaction and cause BV. A buddy of mine calls it the “fighting sperm”. He and I met after sharing a common ex and were talking about her stanky snatch.
Lol i wonder if they ignore their own stench due to cognitive dissonance. Ive asked this question to female coworkers. They said every woman is aware of their smell. They are constantly paranoid about it. So woma. With a smelly snatch is purposely in denial.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Soooo...a smelly coochie is red flag now?
Good idea!
Good idea!
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Incompatible with their scentSoooo...a smelly coochie is red flag now?
Good idea!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I myself specialize in amateur gynecology on a charity basis and on demand…
logicallefty
Moderator
Always good to do a little scratch and sniff test on your finger before you eat the taco to make sure the meat is fresh!!
I'll share my technique on this. During foreplay, I'll finger them and then put my hand on her boob afterwards and start licking her nipples but at the same time I'm smelling my finger that was just in her snatch too to see if it's safe or not. It's very slick and covert.
LOL
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Lemme guess, certain scents just don't work with you.I'll share my technique on this. During foreplay, I'll finger them and then put my hand on her boob afterwards and start licking her nipples but at the same time I'm smelling my finger that was just in her snatch too to see if it's safe or not. It's very slick and covert.
RickTheToad
Moderator
You know, medically, this is BS... Right? Yea, multiple sex partners can be a sign, but there are other issues which cause BV. However, sperm can, in theory, lower the php in the vaginal fluid. Thus, in theory, the flora changes and the bad bacteria over takes the good bacteria; which causes that horrid smell. The female then has to take antibotics to kill all of the bacteria and help the body promote good bacteria. It could also be from a sh itty diet, not exercising, not showering, dousing up there, etc.
Not into eating anymore. I've lost the interest. Too much bacteria down there for my mouth's liking. Plus, I do deliveries and see much more than you guys do. Crack head w hores are an interesting bunch in the ER too..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yep, nothing will make a man sicker than chowing down on a bad taco from the wrong food truck…
Lmfao
logicallefty
Moderator
I’ve had women ask “How the h3ll can you eat that?” And then later swallow 12oz of my giz and make me ask the same question.. Scientifically speaking giz probably has less bacteria and is more pure but I don’t know that’s not my area of expertise. I just know that I enjoy eating the puzzy quite, quite a lot.
I personally understand your passion. Lust has no boundaries …
That’s what grandma always said.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Just make sure, as you munch, you consider all those lovely bacteria entering your throat. If she had HPV, which 99% of the population does, you can, in theory have a Michael Douglas issue.
RickTheToad
Moderator
You know, it's medically impossible to ejaculate 12 oz of semen after a single climax. Even if you were in the top 5% of ejaculators who have hyperspermia, you'd only be able to ejaculate approx. around .2 - .3 oz max.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.