"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Epidemic of BV

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You know, it's medically impossible to ejaculate 12 oz of semen after a single climax. Even if you were in the top 5% of ejaculators who have hyperspermia, you'd only be able to ejaculate approx. around .2 - .3 oz max.
I’m Superman
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this thread is so:

 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I ate bad puzzy twice ( i dont really have a sense of smell..born that way) anyway the first time was 20+ years ago..luckly my immune system was still some what strong but still needed antibotics..did it again about 4 years ago with sum young chick...i couldnt leave my bed for 3 days. I was fvckin delerious...took every ounce of strength to make to the doctors. Sick for almost 3 weeks...i **** u not
 

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Oh if ur in a long time relationship with chick and her vag starts smellin different..yea shes cheating...caught two different women over the years when i started investigating more
 

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Oh if ur in a long time relationship with chick and her vag starts smellin different..yea shes cheating...caught two different women over the years when i started investigating more
This is a fact. Their scent is normally consistent. If it goes foul over a period, she put in someone elses dyck or saliva into her system, her body chemistry adjusted to that other guy. They will also get yeast infections in increasing amounts while they are going back and forth.

They will deny this all day long and the doctors won't back it, but those of us who have had women for many years, notice these small details.

A woman that swaps out many multiple c0cks and or saliva gets BV, also her emotions are more all over the place. It's not a good thing for them, but their sisters are preaching it.
 

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This is a fact. Their scent is normally consistent. If it goes foul over a period, she put in someone elses dyck or saliva into her system, her body chemistry adjusted to that other guy. They will also get yeast infections in increasing amounts while they are going back and forth.

They will deny this all day long and the doctors won't back it, but those of us who have had women for many years, notice these small details.

A woman that swaps out many multiple c0cks and or saliva gets BV, also her emotions are more all over the place. It's not a good thing for them, but their sisters are preaching it.
This.^ lol Womens' brains think they are so sly when they ho' around but their vags can give them away.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Always an interesting topic when non-medical staff feel they are more knowledgeable and have the answers than medical workers.
 

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This is a fact. Their scent is normally consistent. If it goes foul over a period, she put in someone elses dyck or saliva into her system, her body chemistry adjusted to that other guy. They will also get yeast infections in increasing amounts while they are going back and forth.

They will deny this all day long and the doctors won't back it, but those of us who have had women for many years, notice these small details.

A woman that swaps out many multiple c0cks and or saliva gets BV, also her emotions are more all over the place. It's not a good thing for them, but their sisters are preaching it.
Yup
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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YOOOOOOO I think my gf has this. It's not constant, more fleeting, but for some reason, I've put up with this for a year.

I mean its not all the but sometimes there will definitely be an unpleasant smell, I keep thinking back to past girlfriends I never encountered this with and it just makes me sick. I think I even posted on here about it and one of the female posters/everyone was telling me to tell her. I kinda did drop a hint and she went and showered. I honestly think she hasn't got to a doctor and doesn't know how to treat it.

I ended up withdrawing/going off sex the last 6 months. She is SO ****ING QUICK IN THE SHOWER. She will use my shower and be out in 2 minutes... I keep thinking that is not enough time to do anything as I have multiple long showers each day

Last week she came over and made a point about her having a 2-hour bath, I think she wanted sex, I said I was tired (yeah I'm a b!tch boy now).

Now I think back - it's actually ruined our sex life - I was wondering why my sex drive was low... but I'm watching porn and talking to other girls/going on dates so it's not my sex drive, it's HER.

I must have eaten this girl out twice in the whole relationship, I refuse to and she doesn't even ask, I dont feel guilty either. No fingering either, but I will play with her ****, but yeah, I'm actually disgusted with my self for staying this long, thanks for the thread/reminder.

A guy that doesn't call a girl out for some stank is either a cuck or doesn't care about his own health and hygiene.
Never again

Like @Lookatu said I do it pretty casually and subtly. Usually if we're about to bang and I find out I'll wait til after to tell her, otherwise she'll get all self conscious and it might kill my boner. Afterwards I'll casually say she needs to drink more water and wait for her to ask why, then tell her because she's got some smells. If I like her as a person and am molding her I'll be supportive about it because it's a pretty embarrassing thing for women to be told. I've actually never had it kill a relationship, if anything it shows that I care enough to support her in self improvement.
Well if you're smashing them anyway you must not care about your hygiene either you hypocrite.

Also simply telling them to drink more water is hardly some breakthrough intervention, it doesn't always work like that.

EDIT: Not sure she has BV as she does have discharge all the time and even wears pads in her underwear sometimes - I didn't ask the cause of this, i should have

This whole thread just reminded and disgusted me
 
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YOOOOOOO I think my gf has this. It's not constant, more fleeting, but for some reason, I've put up with this for a year.

I mean its not all the but sometimes there will definitely be an unpleasant smell, I keep thinking back to past girlfriends I never encountered this with and it just makes me sick. I think I even posted on here about it and one of the female posters/everyone was telling me to tell her. I kinda did drop a hint and she went and showered. I honestly think she hasn't got to a doctor and doesn't know how to treat it.

I ended up withdrawing/going off sex the last 6 months. She is SO ****ING QUICK IN THE SHOWER. She will use my shower and be out in 2 minutes... I keep thinking that is not enough time to do anything as I have multiple long showers each day

Last week she came over and made a point about her having a 2-hour bath, I think she wanted sex, I said I was tired (yeah I'm a b!tch boy now).

Now I think back - it's actually ruined our sex life - I was wondering why my sex drive was low... but I'm watching porn and talking to other girls/going on dates so it's not my sex drive, it's HER.

I must have eaten this girl out twice in the whole relationship, I refuse to and she doesn't even ask, I dont feel guilty either. No fingering either, but I will play with her ****, but yeah, I'm actually disgusted with my self for staying this long, thanks for the thread/reminder.



Never again


Well if you're smashing them anyway you must not care about your hygiene either you hypocrite.

Also simply telling them to drink more water is hardly some breakthrough intervention, it doesn't always work like that.

EDIT: Not sure she has BV as she does have discharge all the time and even wears pads in her underwear sometimes - I didn't ask the cause of this, i should have

This whole thread just reminded and disgusted me
Yeh bro its most likely BV. She has to go to the physician. They have medications that may help. Or she can do the natural route and use yogurts etc. How long can you keep living like this? You will eventually have to tell her. It sucks bro.
 

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Yeh bro its most likely BV. She has to go to the physician. They have medications that may help. Or she can do the natural route and use yogurts etc. How long can you keep living like this? You will eventually have to tell her. It sucks bro.
She's my ex now lol I dumped her 2 weeks ago. I've seen her twice and we had sex twice (no smell).

It's somebody else's problem now.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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